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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Look, you got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, I'll be happy to volunteer.

Sleepwalkers

Don't mind my friend. He has a one-syllable brain.

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space.

Plan 9 from Outer Space

I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood. However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Do you know, Bernadette, if you and the other so-called members of the top 10 would spend half the time on your books that you do down at that inn, you could all be in Harvard tomorrow?

Happy Birthday to Me

Mother Earth, you're my life support system. As a soldier I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself.

The Men Who Stare at Goats

So you've had a free ride, all this time! Someone's *got* to take responsibility if the job's going to get done! You think that's easy?

The Guns of Navarone

I can take it Jimmy. Just not in the face.

The Crying Game

Hello, Mr. Davis. My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me.

Get Carter

My brains are going into my feet!

Spaceballs


It's okay, it's okay, we're cutting your arm off.

Splinter

You're gonna scream your guts out, you'll be so happy.

The River Wild

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

Clerks

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

Devil Wears Prada

I'm glad you're here! I was afraid no one was going to show up today, since everybody knows about the angels.

Angels in the Outfield

"We fight together, or we die together"

Warcraft

"What we've got here is failure to communicate"

Cool Hand Luke

You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.

Tin Cup

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

Animal House

Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals - courtside of course. And all that was before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world.

Jumper


I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

Good Morning, Vietnam

He means: your past can ruin your future if you allow it.

Star Wars: Clone Wars


Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

From Dusk Till Dawn

No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Did I really run round your lawn naked?

Bridget Jones's Diary

Tell me what "Egypt" means, Doctor, before I get really F*CKING PISSED OFF!

Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace



"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."

The Fast and the Furious

Holy shit, it's Tak Mashido.

Real Steel

I don't care if Helen of Troy walks in the room, that's Game 6!

Good Will Hunting

We men are wretched things.

Troy


Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Dogma

The greatest sins in human history were committed in the name of love

Inferno



You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Princess Bride


That's for making my date bleed!

10 Things I hate about you


"I like the way you die boy."

Django Unchained

How can you shoot a guy taking a dump? I mean, seriously, that's sacred. That's like shooting a man in church.

Street Kings

"Whose kitty litter did I just shit in?"

Deadpool

Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?

Suicide Squad

You were just saying? "Just saying" gets people sent away. "Just saying" got me a nine-year stretch in Alcatraz, you understand? So, "just saying" can get you buried real quick.

Black Mass

Flouting? I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass.

Bad Santa 2

It's a shame to see kids beatin' each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.

The Wanderers

That's a clown suit. That's a costume, with a big sign on it that says "Arrest me". You understand? You're too loud, you're making too much noise. Listen to me, the loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

American Gangster

Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.

Blow

You're a fake. Every time you walk into some shitty daiquiri hut, you're selling yourself on the cheap. Hey, I know all about that. I'd find myself at the end of the night with some creep and tell myself it didn't matter. And you kid yourself that you've got this empty place inside where you can put it all. But you do it long enough and all you are is empty.

The Fabulous Baker Boys

Go back to Chicago and tell them what you saw tonight. You tell them that Los Angeles belongs to Mickey Cohen.

Gangster Squad

Once in El Paso, I had this bag of... Oh... you heard about that? You been in El Paso, too? Well, anyways, I felt tough, you know?. Like I'd seen a thing or two, you know? Well, that was till a moment ago... 'cuz I got to tell you, my hat's off to you now, 'cuz I ain't never had to drink this yellow water you got here at Folsom!

Walk the Line

Joey, can ya hear me? You're lucky I didn't have a lot to drink tonight. Your apology is accepted.

Bugsy

I'm serious! Word of mouth got around, the next day there was a line of flies outside the tent, went on forever. It must have been a foot long!

A Bug's Life

You hurt one of them, you burn up any currency you have with me. They're all I care about. Getting you out of here alive... a distant second.

The Negotiator

Against aggressive overexpansion? There aren't because there are no safeguards in human nature. We're wired to overreach. Look at history, all the countries that have ever ruled the world - Portugal, with its big, massive navy... All they've got now are salt cods and cheap condoms.

Limitless

There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

Heat

Oh, the old familiar story. You help a timid little soul cross a crowded street, she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.

Sunset Boulevard

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca

What them white girls want? They lost? Did you go "awesome", they like when you go "awesooome!"

Barbershop: The Next Cut

There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife. She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was...

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Who would do such a thing? The field was proof enough that it was a people without value and without soul, with no regard for Sioux rights.

Dances with Wolves


Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

The Exorcist

If we ever have another E. Coli crisis in the cafeteria, I want you to have the biggest, juiciest burger. My treat.

Urban Legend

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"

On Golden Pond

And if you find yourself about to be tortured, try to look surprised...

Argo

5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.

My Blue Heaven

To the American people! now it's the time to rise up and demand the surrender of the President and his corrupt theocracry! of lies and terror!

Escape from L.A.

What's wrong with having it good for a change? Now they're gonna let us have it good if we just help 'em. They're gonna leave us alone, let us make some money. You can have a little taste of that good life too. Now, I know you want it. Hell, everybody does.

They Live


That's what a leader's about: sacrifice. The times he's gotta sacrifice because he's gotta lead, by example. Not by fear and not by self-pity.

Any Given Sunday

My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

The Godfather Part II

You son of a bitch! You're not FIT to hold this office! You sold out this country by making a deal with the goddamn Arabs!

White House Down

Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?

The Expendables 2

When it comes to pussy... I Have NO Friends

Hostel: Part III

You bein' sick, that's your problem. Now Dennis is sick, that's my problem. And if I get sick, that's Lucille's problem. So we gotta stop the problem. We gotta stop the problem *right* now!

Cabin Fever

It's not a costume. It's skin and hair... of a demon.

Clown

You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?

Constantine


Yeah, the Black Shakes. What causes it?

Johnny Mnemonic

First time I saw Data, he was leaning against a tree in the holodeck, trying to whistle. Funniest thing I ever saw. No matter what he did, he couldn't get the tune right. What was that song? I can't remember the song...

Star Trek: Nemesis


You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

The Cable Guy

You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really *hot* against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?

Toy Soldiers

I was in an accident. A car accident... about five years ago .I don't know they say that sometimes when you have a traumatic experience that it can alter your perception.

The Frighteners

Oh, don't think like that! Damn it to hell, don't go by the book, think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?

Down Periscope

Kung fu is more than a system of fighting. It's a system of thought. You must outthink your opponent, whatever form he takes... because some of them will be more than just men.

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

The things you own end up owning you.

Fight Club

Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

Se7en

We have to consider the idea that our visitors are prodding us to fight among ourselves until only one faction prevails

Arrival (2016)

Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.

Species

Not to judge, maybe; but we can reason. If God ordains that Man should die without a fight, then why does He give us the will to live?

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."

Sphere

Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.

Pandorum

All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

Pitch Black

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

It's all about control with you. I don't control the Raptors. It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and I never had a second date.

Jurassic World

I ask this... If there should be an assassination, I would hope that five, ten, one hundred, a thousand would rise. I would like to see every gay lawyer, every gay architect come out - - If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door... And that's all. I ask for the movement to continue. Because it's not about personal gain, not about ego, not about power... it's about the "us's" out there. Not only gays, but the Blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us's. Without hope, the us's give up - I know you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. So you, and you, and you... You gotta give em' hope... you gotta give em' hope.

Milk

How many wakes we go to as kids because somebody forgot to pay back money?

State of Grace

I'm definitely not a homosexual. I have nothing against things that they do and I openly admit I engaged in sex with males, but I would be BIsexual. I mean, the idea that I would be some crazed homosexual killer strolling around the streets stalking and murdering young altar boys is ludicrous.

Dear Mr. Gacy (2010)

Well, if we're being fair, yeah, sure. It's a personal vendetta. I have a personal vendetta against Ted Bundy, Gacy, and about ten or fifteen other serial murderers who are floating around in the streets right now.

88 Minutes

Quarter of a billion alpha males in this world, and we get the dog-shit one!

Primal (2010)

Joss. I can hardly remember his face. He was already old when I left. The kids used to rib him about the way he shook all the time. They were always asking him to make us malts.

Monster Dog

I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

Robot & Frank

I have an offer to make. If you push the button, two things will happen. First, someone, somewhere in the world, whom you don't know, will die. Second, you will receive a payment of one million dollars. You have 24 hours.

The Box

They use their war machine and their political and economical might to force us to accept their solution: that either we accept inferiority, or we will be killed.

Paradise Now


Colonel Jessup, did you order the code red?

A Few Good Men

Hey, this is a suicide mission. We have to do something. They are not gonna land this plane.

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