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Catch Me If You Can

I want to talk about loyalty, Toby. Control recruited you, didn't he? He found you starving in a museum in Vienna, a wanted man. He saved your life, I heard. And yet, when the time came... when it came to picking sides between him and Alleline, you didn't hesitate. It's understandable, perhaps, with your war experience. You survived this long, I suppose, because of your ability to change sides, to serve any master.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

The Fifth Element

The world is a f*cking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.

Sausage Party

Accepted

Wordness to the turdness.

Keanu

Horrible Bosses 2

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

The Jerk

True Lies

Total Recall

Whatever, just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.

Wrong Turn

The Dark Night Rises

I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Correction*

The Dark Knight Rises

I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Without a Paddle

Scream

Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.

The Covenant

Fight Club

A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.

The Negotiator

Training Day

...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"

The Crying Game

Hannibal

I'm a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting those people who work for me.

The Ghost and the Darkness

Real Genius

Up his arse with a meter ruler!

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Trainspotting

American soldier... your wives are back at home... having sex with Bart Simpson and Bert Reynolds.

The Men Who Stare at Goats

From Dusk Till Dawn

Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two

Oops

Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! ‘Cause if you don’t throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon’ kill this bitch!

The Hateful Eight

Escape From New York

We were woken too soon... Ninety years too soon

Passengers

So I Married an Axe Murderer

You have eyes like no other. I sound as stupid as a school boy, but you're everything I care for. And by the sweet breath of Aphrodite I'm so jealous of losing you to this world you want so badly.

 damn you Google*

Minority Report

I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior' Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to fuck you, and it's just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that's what I think it's all based on, the whole idea of 'keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume.'

Bowling for Columbine

The Matrix Reloaded

I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.

Harlem Nights (No Skynet Required)

Beverly Hills Cop

They weren't letting anybody out until they processed those guns, and there were a lot of guns! You need a bath.

Harry and the Hendersons

Twilight Zone: The Movie

Someone doesn't have to weaponize the bird flu.The birds are doing that.

My hypocrisy goes only so far.

Doc Holiday, Tombstone

Contagion

Event Horizon (great movie Laz & thank you for respecting the thread rules always)

Despite my privileged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.

A Beautiful Mind

The Rock

You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage – uh, cigar? – liable to interfere with my aim.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

 Gran Torino


What a day. Felt like I couldn’t sell ice water in the Sahara.

Barton Fink

 
Flight

Not murder. War. Many bad things happen in war.

Geronimo: An American Legend

Lost Boys

You kill my head, man.

*batteries not included

Empire Records

Excuse me, can I have another order of fries? Because my friend here is fat.

Friday

The Hiding Place (When the Copy Paste Fail Tho)

Rising Sun

Amazing, isn't it? Everything we think of that makes up a person - thoughts, emotions, history - all wiped away by chemistry.

Divergent

Normal Life

Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here & take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Back to the Future Part II

Will you listen to this guy, he'll be chasing them dolls 'til his dick runs off.

Cocoon

Tommy Boy

Look at me. I got a name people can say. My name's Danny Clear. I deal with crystal meth. People call me Crystal Clear. It's easy. Check out my kick-ass hangout here. I got shit loads of glass everywhere. I got a see-through piano. Look at my boys. They're pimped out. We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci, tailor-made. This is what you need to get to the top today. Not hard work. Not looking like Disco Santa Claus. You need charisma. You look like my Uncle Greg. Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist. Now consider this your retirement letter. Boom. It's over. See your way out.

The Green Hornet

Enter the Dragon

Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper.

The Hangover

The Hangover Part II

Do you think she ever saw a cock before this class?

Hostel: Part II

Bully

I understand perfectly well. There's another woman and you're afraid to tell me. Pretty sorted experiment these must be! Huh!

Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein

Since the beginning of modern medicine, there has been an assumption regarding the status of mortality. That being that death is an unavoidable event, the inevitability of which we should take for granted. I will show today that life is not some grace bestowed upon us by some outdated notion of an all-powerful...

Victor Frankenstein

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

We are all slaves to something. I, to eternity. You, to you convictions. Others, to the color of their skin.

Van Helsing

I've gotta poop. I need to poop, you need to poop, we all poop.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Jurassic Park

My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles.

Thank You for Smoking


"Question me not, Malachai, I act according to His will".

Children of the Corn

The Terminator

As you'll no doubt soon discover, not everyone agrees with our methods. Progress is slow, people are scared. It may be too late for us, for me, but not for you. The outside world awaits. Remember: Wicked is good.

The Maze Runner


"Colonel Jesup, Did you order the code red"?

A Few Good Men

No. You don't have people killed. I have people killed; I'm the bad guy, remember?

No. You don't have people killed. I have people killed; I'm the bad guy, remember?

RED

12 monkeys


"Yo Adrian, I did it"

Rocky II

I never hear from my boss until he dies, then my whole life gets turned upside down!

Donnie Brasco

Donnie Brasco


"If I say it's safe to surf this beach then it's safe to surf this beach!"

Blow and Apocalypse Now

The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.

Murder in the First

Book of Eli (good movie)

He already has. Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Clear and Present Danger

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

I want to see you bend over... Officer Dutton.

The Crow: Salvation

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