The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

The Kentucky Fried Movie

Outbreak

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Wedding Crashers

Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!

50 First Dates

Coneheads

The most powerful man on the earth, and there certain things you cannot do. This is very curious, stop with your f*ckin' LIES!

Air Force One

Apocalypse Now

Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music.

Girl Walks Into a Bar

The War of the Roses

Do you know what the cure for the human condition is? Disease. Because that's the only way one could hope for a cure.

A Cure for Wellness

Armageddon

You think you know somebody after 25 years. And then one day, Israeli Intelligence comes to the door.

The Money Pit

Forrest Gump

Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat, the government's alive and breathing. You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
Sha

JFK

Casino

How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men ARE inferior, endowed by their maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood! YOU are more reptile than man, George, so low and flat that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!

Lincoln

JFK

I let them down. I let down my friends, I let down my country, and worst of all I let down our system of government, and the dreams of all those young people that ought to get into government but now they think; 'Oh it's all too corrupt and the rest'. Yeah... I let the American people down. And I'm gonna have to carry that burden with me for the rest of my life. My political life is over.

Frost/Nixon

X-Men: First Class

Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right f*cking now. Buenas noches.

Four Rooms

The Book of Eli

You know it's kinda hard for me to say these kinda things, cuz it ain't my way, but if I could just unzip myself and step out and be someone else, I'd wanna be you.

Rocky IV

Creed

I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

Punch-Drunk Love

Big Daddy

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Super Troopers (N.S.R.)

Beerfest

I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse.

In Bruges

Quills

Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?

L.A. Confidential

Gladiator

Which one of you, which one of you is gonna suck me off first?

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

Sin City

You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all.

Silver Streak

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

There's a big world outside this garden. Do you want Him to see it?

King of Kings

Star Trek Beyond

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Clueless (N.S.R.)

Excess Baggage

Where the debate and controversy begins is how far does the United States go, and when does it go from a force for good to a force of imperialism?

Why We Fight

The Quantum Activist

We have to consider the idea that our visitors are prodding us to fight among ourselves until only one faction prevails.

Arrival

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

As I was saying, I don't think they actually shake their dicks Harry. Be that as it may Mr. Bitterbuck is a Christian, so I have the Reverend Schuster coming out.

The Green Mile

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.

The Founder

Beetlejuice

Do you prefer the leg... or the breast?

The Horse Soldiers

El Dorado

Its not natural to mix race and race. That's why your baby died inside you.

Eastern Promises

21 Grams

The entire world's a graveyard, and we, the birds of prey picking at the bones. That's all we are. We're the ones who let the dying know the hour has come.

The Addiction

I Shot Andy Warhol

Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Pulp Fiction (N.S.R.)

The Rules of Attraction

You gotta rob to get rich in the Reagan era.

New Jack City (N.S.R.)

Wildcats

She's like thirteen years old, and if you even look at her funny, I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it.

The Last Boy Scout

The Program

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Get Smart

Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

Twighlight?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

27 Dresses

X-Men: Days of Future Past

I lifted the music news to the level of art and you are treating me like cattle!

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Ed Wood

Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

Pitch Black

They Live

Outside, he was a giant. In here, only the mind can grant you power.

Batman Begins

Ladyhawke

So, you know, Tom and Jerry here are gay lovers.

Black Swan

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

I've killed your master and now it is your turn to die

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Innocent Blood

They're still afraid of a mouse! Oh-ho, boy! Wait'll I tell the little guy!

Dumbo

Tron

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I? don't wanna know. I would like to think they were singing about some thing was so beautiful it cant be expressed in words and make your heart ache because of it.I tell you this voice soared higher and farther than anybody in a Gray place dares to dream it is like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.

Joe Versus the Volcano

Philadelphia

Satisfied? Then I guess you'll have to find a few other Arabs to harass.

Flightplan

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Gone With the Wind

Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.

The Exorcist

Minority Report

Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Legally Blonde

Resident Evil: Extinction

I'm married too. I've got eight children and none of them look like me. I'm worried, Kate.

The Lake House

The Day the Earth Stood Still

We got it all ass-backwards here. These politicians, they say the same thing over and over and over again; "Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government." Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or by the government. They're made by the f*cking insurance companies.

Saw VI

Goodfellas

Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.

Good Morning, Vietnam

Batman

I'd like to say that goin' to bed with you is maybe the best three things that ever happened to me. And I'd love some coffee. And I adore you. And I take it with cream and sugar. And your breasts belong in the Louvre, which is a museum in Paris that I plan on visiting with you once you get wise and decide to leave the old ear-blower.

Magic

Hannibal

Do you smell it? It's the smell of bastards. It's also the smell of truth.

The Rum Diary

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

America. You know, land of the free, home of the brave. You know, Mickey Mouse.

Shine

Quills

She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian - well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian.

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