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Looks up and I got nothing

Morning sweetie

*Makes the above coffee*

throws a brick at people

*ducks*

hey Alice

Morning Beautiful!

Hey sweetie😸

makes coffee

just absinthe for me

throws ice water on people

Empties as gas on tails, throws a match. time to get up.

Uses Fire extinguisher

undoes the stitching in the ugly teddy bear

:(

poor teddy

Makes breakfast

hands you coffee

What's for breakfast??

hmmm pizza

Yum!

Gets some paper plates

looks around..

goes back to sleep.

screams

looks around

please keep it down

goes back to sleep

Keep it down human

Grabs coffee

use the restroom
then go back to sleep

I need coffee

Gives her a double latte expresso

The fool goes back to sleep

*passes out coffee*

Screams

Hi there. Do you have coffee? I'm not a morning person.

hands out cups of hot coffee and then starts jumping on the bed singing

Hi

I'm putting on another pot of coffee......

*Wakes up* Yes please. :) (in reference to the coffee)

Spanks with a paddle

is anyone awake here?

yes im awake I had my coffee

looks around and sees my best friend and steals her cup of coffee and walks away

takes her coffee

oh no your not lol

yes I am taken your'e coffee mine mine mine 💗 you love me so you share! Damnit!

haha i don't know how to share hehe

yes you do your'e momma taught you to share

yeah but it did not work with me lol

coffee is mine and i take it anyways. ~snickers~ and ~snorts~!

Sleep well??

coffee

spans with a wet noodle

bump

wakes up and gets a cup of coffee

steals your'e coffee again and runs,

gets a cup of coffee and sits down

hi

morning Miss

hello everyone

Holla

si

Spanks with a wet noodle

ouch dont do that lol

hmmmp?

looks around

goes back to sleep

Is the middle of the night, goes back to sleep

Leaves a cupcake and coffee and high tails it to next thread lol

oooo cupcake

steals cat's cupcake

I need a stiff drink I swear

Hands catelyn jack daniels and coke

thanks

welcomes

screams

ahhh

giggles

I'm awake now lol

starts making eggs

were is mine :3

slides you a plate

thanks sweety

np

Makes you some coffee with those eggs,

I need bacon

wishes I had bacon to give :(

throws ice water on everyone

screams

looks around

evil kitty

sorry you awake now

why yes, lol

screams

omg im gonna hurt you

come get me Im running now

Throws pillows at both of them , be quiet

no is fun to mess around

Gets on writer and pounces him

bites writer

attacks writer were r u man

screams

hey no screaming my ears

poor you

God they are screaming again

Kisses both of them in the mouth to make them be quiet

Kisses back

Bites lips

well hi there

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