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Many different beings who

worked tirelessly all day

in the Flamingo fields

picking weeds and birds

picked their mates by

flinging mites at them

overhead the sky grew

fog thick as thieves

foul was the smell

and someone passed gas

Masks to all travelers

masquerade masks though oddly

for the vampire ball

where drunken debauchery was

van Helsing was hung

So his family became

angry and attacked with

paperclips and gummy bears

With fruity flavors that

melted onto the sidewalk

That seemed sticky too

cookie monster stuck to

sailor moon and friends

As the blob started

to eat it all

While cat women purred

licking Poison Ivy lovingly

Harley quinn giggled and

Black Widow snickered gloriously

Batman busted in and

wolverine began steadily pouncing

On poison ivy butt

Robin was like F(word)

And started running away

grabbing onto Deadpool tightly

While he dances wildly

Yet capt crunch didn't

jump overboard, but instead

Lasso a Tuscan flying

and was not ready

for Elmo tackling him

As gizmo poured water

Grogu pouncing on it

road runner kicked him

coyote chased him down

And strangled the bird

a chonky cat ate

the three blind mice

kinkajou joined and was

Stabbed by Peter pan

snoopy attacked them all

along with red baron

Until they had enough

Heathcliff strolled in purring

looking for a Lasagna

But Odie was sitting

next to Garfield plotting

how to steal lasagna

Chester brought snacks to

RuPaul who slaughtered Bieber

came in with a

bodybag with Justin's head

and his old bandana

covered in Popeye motif

raised it high above

Ru proudly did indeed

Gargamel ran after Antman

the FBI followed behind

spying on all of

The people everywhere, until

Ace Ventura was spotted

Looking for an owl

at Hooters oddly enough 🤔

Elvira was dusting the

each Hoot for evidence 😉

Yet her panties slipped

making her fall over

And into a hole

followed by a rabbit

that wanted tea party

But mad hater was

Dancing on the table

And spilled the tea

then grabbed the sandwhiches

and a bag of

Flaming hot Cheetos and

weed that Spiderman scored

And threw it on

And threw it on

Hulks head why not..

hulk smashed toad and

Roared as loud as

a train passing by

got blazing high though 😵‍💫

Started seeing stars and

Rainbows and fell down

picked up by Mystique

Blasted by Cyclops to

end up all alone

On an awful island

With spiders and snakes

and Green Lantern too

Chasing people around and

While Cosby feed pudding

to baby shark biting

Everybody's feet while they

threw Cheetos at everyone

Then potheads got munchies

Burritos, nachos, and tacos

Fell from godzillas mouth

and were eaten by

The giant centipedes below

the crows started munching

On the gummy bears

then started attacking clowns

With big hammers and

Nerf water guns on

skateboards riding very fast

Got blew up at ramps

alien taco 🌮 truck hookers

feral leopards started pouncing

Each other while the

Each other while the

Lions was roaring loudly

Monkeys swung from trees

and the hippos danced

with drunk hipster bees 🐝

Het the wasp smoked

Thor decided Loki should

Open a portal to

murder hornet land where

Them and the spiders

joined Ant-Man in pursuit

To gather all Cheetos

Crunchy, puffed and hot

blazing and shredded too

the tacos and burritos