What would you do if by chance you woke up next to the person who posted before you.
Crawls under covers. Grabs the wolf feet. Tickle tickle
Grabs covers and hops out window..
Practices the French horn 📯 at 3 am in a strangers room.
A tail for a tail...
Now I'm a wolf-rabbit.
DAM THING KEEPS TRIPPING ME!!!
I know, I know...I could tie it in a knot. Maybe cut it to size.
It's so dangly,
I can't stop petting it, it's so fluffy.
Stands at the foot of the bed at 3 am.
Sorry, I must have been sleepwalking.
Hears snoring coming from bed,. poor thing is plugged up, doesn't a plumber use a snake to unclog stuff. Jumps out window grabs a snake. Dam thing bit me. Maybe if I leave snake in bed it will unclog the poor thing.
Your welcome! 😁🤗
Walks in at 3 am.
Are you awake? There's a rabbit throwing snakes in my wagon for some reason.
Keeps saying I need to be snaked. It's crazy scary, hold me
Jumps on the bed with pop corn and slinky the snake . Anyone want to watch slinky hug Mr Fox, he's his new daddy. Grabs Fox 🦊 from the basement. Snaky loves fox 🦊
Sneaks into the closet with slinky, stands by wolf. slinky jumps and gives wolf a big tight hug around his neck. Slinky missed you so much.
Sneaks into Mr. Wolf's Room and looks under the bed. No, Mr slinky, 🐍
In the loudest, annoying voice, Robbie screams, Mr. Slinky!!!!
Where are you? 🫨
Looks in Closet. YAY, Mr Slinky. Ouch, where did that shoe come from? Dont worry, Mr wolf. Mr. Slinking was guarding your clothes. He is on Hanger Duty.
Hops on bed, puts Mr slinky to bed.
Slinky, Mr wolf 🐺 sounds depressed let's get him something to eat. I seen the barn yard restaurant down the road selling cows that Identifying as 🍔 😋.
Hops out window and bring two burgers back, dam things fused and moo'd the whole way here.
They won't stop explaining that their cows not 🍔. Stop mooing and get into the frying pan. The wolf needs burgers 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔.
Hops in around 2 am.
Jumps on the bed. WTH!!! Did you hear the squeaker?
The floor bit me.
Where's the hammer?
I got to kill it or knock it out.
Looks closer to the face.😁
We have brownies, delicious special brownies.
Slinky found them in a cat lady's purse.
No!!!!, Slinky. They don't want to lick you. He is identifying as a candy cane this week.
Sneaks into another forum, jumps on the bed. Thank you again, slips back under the bed.
Cuddles up in cover, drops cold-wet feet on the wolf, looks down, sorry, they fell out of my bag.
Rolls over and goes back to sleep.
Walks in and grabs my feet. I drank mead once in a thousand years, and look what I got: a klepto with a fetish for feet—storms out of the room. Keep your crazy demon claws to yourself, you harlet.
I now identify as a cheese grater. I love harlots tho. They make good grating sounds. Pounces and zip ties your feet so you can't leave. Oh wait, this isn't the right room for this. oops!
Peeks out from under the blankets, surprised to see a wolf under the bed. "Well, this is cozy! Room for one more?"
Smiles warmly and shares some fresh coffee. Thanks for the hospitality, Cadrewolf!