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What would you do if by chance you woke up next to the person who posted before you.

Wakes wakey

smacks you with a pillow

Pokes your sides

snuggles with you

pulls blankets back on me

steals the covers

hey wraps you in covers

smiles

pillow fight

growls

snuggles

yawns

Get up and opens curtains

Kicks the wolf out of bed.

Wow get off you a$$ and get out of my bed lol

smacks you with my pillow

Jumps on you

tickles you

Hey.

Tickles back

Crawls under covers. Grabs the wolf feet. Tickle tickle

Grabs covers and hops out window..

SCREAMS

Wow

Pulls covers over my head

Practices the French horn 📯 at 3 am in a strangers room.

Cuts off bunny tail

A tail for a tail...

Now I'm a wolf-rabbit.

DAM THING KEEPS TRIPPING ME!!!

I know, I know...I could tie it in a knot. Maybe cut it to size.

It's so dangly,

I can't stop petting it, it's so fluffy.

Wow

Kicks out of bed

Stands at the foot of the bed at 3 am.

Sorry, I must have been sleepwalking.

leads back to bed

Hears snoring coming from bed,. poor thing is plugged up, doesn't a plumber use a snake to unclog stuff. Jumps out window grabs a snake. Dam thing bit me. Maybe if I leave snake in bed it will unclog the poor thing.

Your welcome! 😁🤗

Jumps out of bed throws snake out window hits bunnie

Walks in at 3 am.

Are you awake? There's a rabbit throwing snakes in my wagon for some reason.

Keeps saying I need to be snaked. It's crazy scary, hold me

Jumps on the bed with pop corn and slinky the snake . Anyone want to watch slinky hug Mr Fox, he's his new daddy. Grabs Fox 🦊 from the basement. Snaky loves fox 🦊

Hides in closet

Sneaks into the closet with slinky, stands by wolf. slinky jumps and gives wolf a big tight hug around his neck. Slinky missed you so much.

Grabs slightly ky and throws at bunny and runs

Sneaks into Mr. Wolf's Room and looks under the bed. No, Mr slinky, 🐍

In the loudest, annoying voice, Robbie screams, Mr. Slinky!!!!

Where are you? 🫨

Looks in Closet. YAY, Mr Slinky. Ouch, where did that shoe come from? Dont worry, Mr wolf. Mr. Slinking was guarding your clothes. He is on Hanger Duty.

Hops on bed, puts Mr slinky to bed.

get out of my bed and take slinky with you

Slinky, Mr wolf 🐺 sounds depressed let's get him something to eat. I seen the barn yard restaurant down the road selling cows that Identifying as 🍔 😋.

Hops out window and bring two burgers back, dam things fused and moo'd the whole way here.

They won't stop explaining that their cows not 🍔. Stop mooing and get into the frying pan. The wolf needs burgers 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔.

Yummy sounds great

Hops in around 2 am.

Jumps on the bed. WTH!!! Did you hear the squeaker?

The floor bit me.

Where's the hammer?

I got to kill it or knock it out.

Looks closer to the face.😁

We have brownies, delicious special brownies.

Slinky found them in a cat lady's purse.

No!!!!, Slinky. They don't want to lick you. He is identifying as a candy cane this week.

not x-mas so cant hang him on a tree yet

Sneaks into another forum, jumps on the bed. Thank you again, slips back under the bed.

wow a shadow demon

Shhh, IM Sleeping.

covers up shadow and rolls over

Cuddles up in cover, drops cold-wet feet on the wolf, looks down, sorry, they fell out of my bag.

Rolls over and goes back to sleep.

Walks in and grabs my feet. I drank mead once in a thousand years, and look what I got: a klepto with a fetish for feet—storms out of the room. Keep your crazy demon claws to yourself, you harlet.

I now identify as a cheese grater. I love harlots tho. They make good grating sounds. Pounces and zip ties your feet so you can't leave. Oh wait, this isn't the right room for this. oops!

Let's torture them!

Were ya going, dont leave!

watches and covers my head

Hides under the bed

i see you crawls down under bed

Peeks out from under the blankets, surprised to see a wolf under the bed. "Well, this is cozy! Room for one more?"

Always welcome on in

Smiles warmly and shares some fresh coffee. Thanks for the hospitality, Cadrewolf!

anytime

Shares donuts

Gratefully accepts a donut and settles in comfortably.

turn out the light please