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SAW V

𝗪𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘄... 𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱, 𝗳 𝗶 𝗻 𝗲 ?

Evil Dead 2

We anesthetize him with shot number one; then we give him shot number two, and that implodes his lungs, and shot number three stops... his heart. We put 'em to death just like an old horse. His face just, goes to sleep, while, inside, his organs are going through armageddon.

Dead Man Walking

I'm gonna ask you a question. How you answer it will determine how this night ends. How does a good man decide when to kill?

Hitman

I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

From Dusk till Dawn

"Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map"

Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Well, look, if you find any chastity belts, for God's sake, let me know. The maids are always getting into trouble. We have the most terrible staff problem these days.

The Lair of the White Worm

It's like when you see someone fart on screen. People just love that. I mean, that's just the way it is. C'est la vie. People are just people. And I have to give people what they want. That's what keeps the shareholders happy. And people always ask for something new. Renewal is inevitable. And at 50... well... it stops.

The Substance

People say they love you. But what they mean is they love how loving you makes them feel about themselves.

To The Bone

Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway.

Girl Interrupted

“He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!”

Heavy Metal

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

bump

Probably Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

They're here.

Poltergeist

Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking, nothing you'll miss.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

“The closer you think you are, the less you'll actually see.”

Now You See Me

How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you.

Land Of The Dead

She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!

Freaky Friday

So, Oliver is a fucking weirdo, isn't he?

Bring Her Back (2025)

Red Queen: "I've been a bad, bad girl".

Resident Evil

They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

Anaconda

*****: "I would sooner rot in your dungeon than sit at your table! *****: "Ungrateful b*tch".

BloodRayne

I am not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust.

Bug

"You made one mistake back on that island, Bond. You took something that didn't belong to you. And you took it from a friend of Mr. Big's"

Live And Let Die

When man meets a force he can't destroy, he destroys himself. What a plague you are.

30 days of Night

"This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open.

The Thing

-Uh, -uh, -uh, -well, -well... Did you know that, uh, twenty-seven percent of all English-speaking people will either say 'horseshit' or 'holy shit' before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it.

The Monkey

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,"

The Godfather

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Billy Madison

"If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead"

The Butterfly Effect

When the government turns tyrannical, it is your duty to overthrow it.

Bowling for Columbine

"Kind people find out that they are cruel. Brave men discover that they are really cowards! Confronted by their true selves, most men run away screaming!"

The NeverEnding Story

You know what they say. A man who touches honey... will eventually lick his fingers.

Freelance

I know that humans aren't as strong as other species, or the smartest. We're young, we have a lot to learn. But we're worth saving.

Green Lantern

Do you ever hear of people licking jungle toads and shit to get high?

Bump

Kingpin

You're beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty. Your short years. Your heart. All that suddenly seems more precious than anything I've ever known.

Bridesmaids

"There's no such thing as fate, Rick. There are only decisions."

Humans

"I see dead people."

(From The Sixth Sense)

Gran Torino

"The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming."

My Bloody Valentine 3D

Wreck-It Ralph! Here's mine:

"I want to play a game."

"It can't rain all the time." - The Crow