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A long time ago

A turtle got high

and created the world

with double chocolate chips

and double Sleep Token

but then the humans

Became giant zoo animals

screaming crazy like monkeys

and foraging for food

setting off bottle rockets

while they laughed about

Throwing their own feces

into the peepers faces

finders peepers afterall lol 😆 😂

and they laughed until

They cried and died

with shit eating grins

then suddenly became zombified 🧟‍♀️

in mid stroke sequence

and thoughts of brains

singing in the rain 🌧

rollerskating like someone insane🤪

cruising down Penny Lane

smoking some mary jane

while under the stars

or behind prison bars

earning all their scars

way up their arse 🙄

because women were sparce

and sausages swung hard

looking for somewhere to

hide their weed fast

stuffed up others ass

that's a hard pass

but the squirrels ran

for a puff fast 💨

even though they knew

high smelled of ass

with melted chocolate running

interesting but worth it

because everybody likes a

spanking with chocolate toys

Purple Monkey soapbox Dishwasher

and the purple weed

its all a rhinososaurus 🦏

with cold nipply air

and leaves are changing

like pickles do suitcases