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Sat by a scarecrow

in puddle of mud

was a wise labubu

with a toothy grin

And a rocking chair

that squeaked while rocking

the cats jumped on

skateboards blasting "Mony Mony"

then busting out the

Rave music in techno

but they were naked

for all to see

started running away from

the snake the bridge

get high toad licking

surfing Lyme's infested ticks

then smoke some Indica

hanging with Rick and Morty

then eating some chips

laced with dangerous Fentanyl

and the flaming shots

of bullet ant stings 🐜

really made them unhappy

so they lathered on

unfortunately pure lye ... omfg 🤯🤬

😱💩 which made them poop

and pee a lot

then came the shivers

after the cold hit

poop started flying out

but nobody noticed that

and it piled up

in the back ceiling

then the smell started

to drift far away

so they could eat

their skin peeled away

with ghost pepper sauce

and from the lye!!!!

Even after all that

There was weed left

Ghost 👻 weed which evaporated

they got so shitfaced

They pooped rainbow 🌈 sprinkles

and unicorns flew over

their naked tops and

and imagined touching their

hands, knees, and toes

and they seemed to

puff puff pass even

until they decided to

bust out the strong

stuff to get wild

with loaded drinks and

played their hammer toes

with little red bows

and butterfly 🦋 like precision

then the bees came

“Not the bees!” Cage 🐝

The poor bees protested

The poor bees protested

Cage was getting upset 😡

This called for more

bees and beatings arggh🤬

hot honey went flying

someone decided to get

lost in eternal night

and bring the ants

army ants some ammunition

with flower and alcohol

and perhaps some weed

they were on high alert ⚠️

sending out good vibes

to ward off danger

and spread the Love

in a changing world

full of irreverent meerkats

who danced through shadows

always looking for the

next sushi buffet ofcourse

so they could eat

in visceral serene bliss

only to feast mindfully

drinking crocodile rum margaritas 🍹

with cute little umbrellas

while riding pygmy goats 🐐

through misty moonlit meadows

scattered along marshmallow coasts

just waiting for the

Right unicorns to ride