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Ever wonder what your life would be like in a parallel reality? This is a creative one-sentence game where you describe what you'd be doing, who you'd be, or what your life would look like in another universe. It's a fun way to explore infinite possibilities—funny, dark, surreal, or anything in between.

Rules:
• Each person writes only one sentence per post
• Every sentence must begin with "In another universe"
• You cannot directly reference or respond to the previous post
• The tone can be funny, dark, surreal, or whatever fits your mood
• Just post your sentence and move on—no explanations or commentary

I'll start:

"In another universe, I'm a professional dragon tamer."