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In the bleakest night 🌙

something was moving slowly

Yet under the trees

Noone could see it

but you could feel

it in the air

The cold grip that

made your heart race

shadows whispered ancient secrets

to three bobcats scurrying

Looking for food so

each called Uber Eats

and got Taco Bell

that wasn't too healthy

but they were down!

in the haunted basement

That was filled with

shadows and dark secrets

and the smell of

Flesh and blood surrounds

and the other madmen

Laughed and screamed while

Others collapsed and vomited 🤢

while shadows danced around

their heads wildy inverted

looking for the answer

To the universe and

why do people think

zombies prefer pussywillows

over roses any day

But violets are blooming

Under the pale moonlight

and it's a magickal

Illusionist that threw parties 🥳

turned out to be

wolves in sheeps clothing

hiding in plain sight

they crept to the

temples in frilly robes

with red candles lit

drinking and smoking weed

chanting words that echo

beyond any other pathways

and feeling like they

found the road to

all the vast Starbucks

but craved Dutch Bros.

but settled for Folgers

all ready for round

of Pokémon Go yay

looking to capture a

load of annoying brats

wandered through the forest

Looking at the light

in the night sky

there was a twinkle

Perculiar one at that

vanished without a trace

until suddenly one day

everything changed forever more

the plants dried up

as did the Seas

surfed in Santa baby

on top Larry snail

atop Rudolph nose beaming

shining bright for everyone

to point the lasers

and dance the jig

a creature stirred awake

shifty SpongeBob ofcourse, obviously 🙄!

decided to explore beyond

Crusty crab looking for

that elusive sponge bath

Yet Patrick was not

around he went hunting

for the jelly fish

who were riding Gary

going low and slow

enjoying the smooth ride 😎

until nemo floated by

looking to get home

they pushed on tell

the light of dawn

seeing a town close

feeling the gulf stream

then captain took over

down the waterfall to

the ancient hidden cave

where the mermaids waited

for aquaman and his

quest beneath the waves

where he once surfed 🏄‍♂️

and enjoyed hanging ten

with his reindeer staff

sent candy canes flying

then Santa joined in

with the elfs orgy

Under the mistletoe hanging

was the many toys

used for their festivities

and various organizations posted

the news about the

blimp inda white house

Like a broken balloon

floating in the breeze

was ofcourse Trump himself

full of hot air

and other random crap 💩

doing the humpty hump

dump on Mr Trump

While dumping on biden

for no apparent reason

life needs true meaning