Get Him To The Greek
Or do you say, "Fuck this shit! I've had enough of you, you asshole! Pack your bags. I'm putting on my little waitress cap and my fancy high-heeled shoes, I'm gonna go find me a real man. A good man, a true man."
The Rose
There was, once upon a time, a town not far from a big city. A road ran through, but there were only a few businesses. A coffee shop, a hardware store, a sheriff's office. And all kinds of people. Vagrants, run away teens, religious fanatics, retired seniors who, well, it was a town of those who wanted to be left alone. And so they were.
Twixt
Cats? Several. Well, depends what you mean by got. Some are half-wild and some are just outlaws.
No Country For Old Men
When I was a kid, I would sneak out to the roof at night; I thought the moon looked like a big round eye. And I would look up and I'd say, "Do you see me?". Ya know, I'd stay out there for hours. Sometimes I'd fall asleep, just dreaming.
The Neon Demon
What did I tell ya? What did I tell ya? Why don't you listen to me? Why don't ever listen to what I TELL YOU TO DO? GET TO BED, YOU LITTLE SON-OF-A-BITCH!
I have searched high and low and can't find this one. I'm hoping that someone else can.
Don't Hang Up
"...We Can Not Let the Humans Pay for Our Mistakes."
Saw???
You know, it's dirty business doing one's duty...but just occasionally it's a real pleasure.
Minotaur
Excuse me, sirs, but if he is to be sacrificed before the dread Kaili, why is he not painted red?
Help!
You have taken what is to the left of me, you have taken what is to the right of me, you have taken what is behind me, you have taken what is before me, and, it is my greatest fear, you have taken God from me.
The Dead
Euclid's first common notion is this: Things which are equal to the same things are equal to each other. That's a rule of mathematical reasoning and its true because it works - has done and always will do. In his book Euclid says this is self evident. You see there it is even in that 2,000 year old book of mechanical law it is the self evident truth that things which are equal to the same things are equal to each other.
Poor Things
You're too nice to be a school nurse. My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say, "Stop whining."
Mr. Deeds
Wow! Big hole. How many holes do you have? I'm sorry, is that a personal question? I don't have any holes
Ant Man
Everybody falls in love with their analyst! They have a word for it, don't they? Yeah. Homosexual.
Boo! A Madea Halloween
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
First Blood
You can't hide from the villainous wrath of your better self! I am radiant and vitalized by the blood of the ferocious baboon! Now somebody call me an Uber!
The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart
Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall in love with you.
Dear John
I think the saturated fats are cutting off the blood flow to his penis.
Super Size Me
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
I have no idea
We never lose our demons, Mordo. We only learn to live above them.
Airplane!
That's the problem. The cage is being swallowed.
The Meg
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Goodfellas
Oh... you know, there are days I really hate this job. This is not my best work, not by a long shot. Oh, sure, a few murders and a couple of rather lovely explosions. I would hardly call it a rousing success, but what the hell? I'll be back.
Top Gun
Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
Suicide Squad
Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.
Dead Poets Society
The spill? The hell with the spill. It's not my fault. I'm not God. I didn't create that thing about there.
Mean Girls
“I'll make you a deal: you don't tell me how to pirate, and I don't tell you how to captain.”