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good friends are hard to find

so take this shovel

go over there

and start digging...



the earth under your nails

but it's nothing compared to

the dirt in your head



ripped open boxes for miles around

yet what your looking for will not be found

its so sad your compulsions not fed

its always hard when your loving the dead



you don't need protection

there is no rejection

there is no pulse

just a corpse for your inspection



good friends are hard to find

so take this shovel

go over there

and start digging...



ripped open boxes for miles around

yet what your looking for will not be found

its so sad your compulsions not fed

its always hard when your loving the dead



the earth under your nails

but it's nothing compared to

the dirt in your head



ripped open boxes for miles around

she's already dead

its hard for her to go down



its so sad your compulsions not fed

but your always hard

when your fucking the dead



so take this shovel

go over there

and start digging...



so take this shovel

go over there

and start digging...



start digging...



(formaldehyde or methanol)

(In the United States alone, about 20 million liters (roughly 5.3 million gallons) of embalming fluid are used every year)