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*goes to guild website and see we have new messages in the leadership dropbox*



"THIS GUILD SUCKS"



That was the title.



The first thing that ran through my mind was "you have got to be kidding me"



Here is the message:



Now that i have everyone's attention I would just like to say thank you to everyone in guild who helped me prepare for goult this year. It really meant a lot to me and honestly a thank you doesn't begin to show the amount of appreciation i have for everyone. Einherjar is truly the best and it's good to know that i have all of you to depend on in times like this. Once again thank you to everyone i love you all ;'D



sincerely,

MB



Over the past 4 days our guild has pulled together to get 150mill worth of equips and points to get him ready to compete. This isn't counting what we all had spread out on our own characters and are just loaning to him. It had to be done by tonight for the reboot. He was missing one equip that a friend of his promised and never logged on to give him. No one in guild had it :(



Best surprise we told him tonight?



"Oh Master, someone will be going to the server with you."



We were able to get a "press pass" for one member of our guild to go and do a live stream of each fight for us. His closest friend in guild will be going. We knew all week and were doing all the technical stuff behind his back. It was funny to hear him on vent when we told him.



It's nice to make someone smile.



Now...off to call him a nub!



:D

Oi vey.



[20:36] (Guild) PrincessOfLife : or say things like bewbies

[20:37] (Guild) Master-beast : VAGINA!!!

[20:37] (Guild) Master-beast : its my best friend and i miss it :(

[20:37] (Guild) Arai : and how long has it been since you seen one?

[20:37] (Guild) Master-beast : erm

[20:37] (Guild) Master-beast : few weeks

[20:37] (Guild) Eric-Draven : watch porn

[20:38] (Guild) Master-beast : if thats the case then the last time i saw one was last night xD

[20:38] (Guild) Touchmytralala : ;p

[20:38] (Guild) Touchmytralala : go to a strip club

[20:39] (Guild) Touchmytralala : cover charge isnt that much if u go early

[20:39] (Guild) Touchmytralala : and bring in the 10 singles and only tip the ones you really like

[20:39] (Guild) Master-beast : xD

Tonight was an interesting one as far as things go.



That less and more thing came into effect. I caught some shit for it when I logged into EO right at the end of Legion wars from my legion leader.



After explaining to him why I was gone, he got it and he told me to take the time I need.



Goult tournament will carry over to the middle of September if our server doesn't get eliminated early. We have nabbed a spectator spot to stream the fights as a guild so one member of our guild will be present to report on the fights and support our guildie who is there.



Fights start August 22nd. I have until August 22nd to get my friend and guild member trained in group pvp and ready to go. He will know his team composition by Monday. Once we know that, we can start.



He doesn't want to make our guild look bad and he is great at 1vs1 pvp. But he has never group pvped except to defend our guild. And those times..those were not some pretty times. He caught hell from me afterwards. So he wants my help and Sean's help in getting better in group. We are going to try our best.



But he is our guild nub and we love him. A quote from an older journal entry. The character we are helping is Master-Beast.



[22:01] (Guild) Llama-king : The only person here whos died to an Ecobomb

[22:01] (Guild) Llama-king : Is Master

[22:01] (Guild) battler : she's at -1.. now :p

[22:01] (Guild) DavidBlaine : That's cause Master is a nub

[22:01] (Guild) DavidBlaine : But we all knew that

[22:01] (Guild) Llama-king : :D

[22:01] (Guild) Llama-king : Master

[22:01] (Guild) Master-beast : yea? :o

[22:02] (Guild) Llama-king : Tell everyone how you died to the Ecobonb :3

[22:02] (Guild) battler : i'd better not challenge an ectobomb then :p

[22:02] (Guild) Master-beast : u through me to one and killed me :P

[22:02] (Guild) Llama-king : Now why did I do that?

[22:02] A member of your guild, Rainys, is online.

[22:02] (Guild) Master-beast : threw*

[22:02] (Guild) Master-beast : because u and brazee were being dicks :)

[22:02] (Guild) DavidBlaine : I know!

[22:02] (Guild) Llama-king : No.

[22:02] (Guild) DavidBlaine : Because Master is a nub?

[22:02] (Guild) DavidBlaine : :D?

[22:02] (Guild) Llama-king : Yes!



Focus. I have some focus.

Less here, more there.



And shit, my leadership duties took a dive. I realized this tonight when I saw what our guild lost.



My friend did his thing today. Like...right after I got home from my appointment. I just got around to doing the final touch for it though.



He hit max level in Dofus and at the same time...trolled the entire server.



Backstory: There is a quest in the game that gives you a Dofus egg that requires you to capture each monster in the game, and it's matching archmonster. Well some archmonsters are almost impossible to find. One in particular.



I bought the captured version, and he released it in the arena and hit level 200 on it instead of using it for the quest.

To make it worse. We recorded the fight. And will be posting it on the community forums. So now we will be trolling more than one server.



Also we found out today who from our server will be representing us at the huge yearly tournament. One of my guildies will be going and I want to be there to support him as a guild leader and as a friend.



So less and more.



Less EO. More Dofus this coming week.

[09:10] (Guild) Arai : Jesus rollarblading Christ

[09:10] Perceptor Elmo Do'Ddel has been placed in 4,-28 by mrln.

[09:10] (Guild) Golden-Eclipse : jesus has rollerskates?

[09:11] (Guild) Arai : yes

[09:11] (Guild) Arai : oh oh oh

[09:11] (Guild) mrln : the inflatable ones. for the water trick

[09:11] (Guild) Golden-Eclipse :