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ARO vs CAIUS ( Chapter 5 )20:48 Feb 02 2012
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Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or the Jokes.
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Simon, Lil' Ben & Jordan for their 'singing' ability.
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Marcus POV:
I felt like massaging my forehead of the impossible impending headache that I could feel occurring. I wanted to rip my ears out.
Aro and Caius, we not fighting today. Some might say WHOOPIE-DOO! I say;
Hell is better then this.
My brothers were no more then a feet away from me with one arm slung around each other and were performing tongue twisters for the entire guard to watch. If that's not weird enough, they've decide to sing it… Opera style.
"Hoooooow much woooooood wooouuuld a woooooodchuck chuck if a wooooooooodchuck coooooould chooooop ?" They sang, sounding like a bunch of drunk men walking from a bar, slurring and tumbling all the way home.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chop wood? Why can't you just say it like that? Away from me? Away form Verona? Away from the country? The WORLD?
"Good one brother!" Caius complimented.
"Thank you, my jolly good friend!" Aro laughed.
"Let's do another one!"
"YES!"
"Miiiiiiiissssssssss Piiiiippppppppppplllllee Poooooppppeeedd a peeebbbbllllleee in poooooooooooooorr Poooollllllllllllllllly Peppppppppperrrrrrs !" they finished so high pitched even I visably flinched.
"Again?"
"YES!"
"IIIIIII MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS MYYYYYYYYYYY SWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS MIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS AND MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I was sick of it already! "Enough!" I yelled. The room suddenly went dreary silent.
Aro looked at Caius. "My word! Did our dear brother Marcus just speak?"
"I believe so!" Caius replied.
They both nodded their heads to each other and ran towards me.
"Can you say 'My favourite brother Aro'? Aro cooed.
Caius glared at him. "I'm Marcus's favourite, not you!"
Aro gasped. "How dare you! Marcus just said his first words and your sad it wasn't 'Caius'?"
"HE NEVER SAID CAIUS?" Caius yelled.
Aro started dry sobbing. "Our darling brother just said his first words and your denying it? Shouldn't we be happy his talking at all?"
Caius looked slightly guilty. "Well, it's good he's talking-"
Aro cut him off poking his chest. "Did I not do the best I could when he was being turned?"
"Well, you did-"
"Did I not nurse him when a loved one died?"
"Of cause you did! But I did too-"
"AND WAS I NOT THE ONE THAT PUT UP WITH YOU OVER A HUNDRED YEARS FOR HIM?" Aro, dry sobbed hysterically, mumbling about 'wasted time' and 'lost dreams'.
Caius looked heartbroken. "You mean… we're only together because of him…?"
Aro looked at him in what I assumed to be a vampires version on blood shot eyes. "Yes!"
"Home wrecking whore!" Caius yelled.
"Excuse me?"
"You've led me on for how many centuries? You bitch!"
Aro gasped. "How can you call me that?"
"I have every right to!"
They continued arguing and the guard slowly went back to doing whatever they were forced to watch an 'opera' I wouldn't be paid to see.
I walked away smiling. At least it didn't feel as if my ears were bleeding anymore.
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