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I Had an Argument with myself again

It went as follows:



Me: Hello!



Other Me: SHUT...YOUR MOUTH!!!



Me: Sorry, that's the other me, he lives over there



Other Me: NO I DON'T



Me: Yes you DO



Other Me: NO I DON'T!!!



Me: You see, he kinda likes to argue with me



Other Me: NO I DON'T!!!



Me: Ugh...here we go again



Other Me: NO WE DON'T, we never go anywhere you're always at home and you make these recordings and you're just...stupid



Me: Yeah, but you're me



Other Me: No I'm not....



Me: Yes you ARE



Other Me: NO I'M NOT!!!



Me: Ok FINE, BE that way even though you're the other me there for you're me an-



Other Me: NO I'M NOT!



Me: Alright!



Other Me: NO I'M NOT!



Me: I said OK!



Other Me: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!



Me: Oh, God, this is not gonna go anywhere...



Other Me: YES IT IS



Me: No it's not!



Other Me: YES IT IS!!!



Me: Ok It IS! It has gone to an end and i'll end it with this....



Me: AHH



Other Me: uhhh



Me: AHH



Other Me: uhhh



Me: AAAAAAAH



Me: *RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR*



Other Me: My penis is longer than yours!



Me: Pfft....no it's not, DUDE, don't you remember the time we were peeing and mine went further down than yours?



Other Me: No It Isn't!



Me: What?



Other Me: No!



Me: What?



Other Me: NO!!!



Me: Ok fine, i'll just SAY yours is bigger so you'll stop arguing with me



Other Me: NO I WONT!!!



Me: yes you will



Other Me: NO I WONT!!!



Me: *Groan* I'm gonna kill you some day



Other Me: NO YOU WONT



Me: Yes, I will



Other Me: NO because you'd be killing yourself, HAH I used your own insult against you!



Me: Shit...ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I'M WIPPING IT OUT!!!



Other Me: NOOOOOO!!!!



Me: YES!!!



*Zippy Noise*



Other Me: HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!



Me: Yeah, now shut the fuck up...



I won that argument...

I can't stop picking this damn thing...



How'd I get it?



Well, it all started as a nice game of run for ur life!



*Basically, you run to a wall after hitting the ball you'll be pegged with with your arm/hand and after you TOUCH the wall you run back to score a "run" and you "survived"*

I was running along a wall and someone threw a ball at me

So I Jumped and my arm rubbed on the wall

My skin melted instantly

AAAAGH THE STINGING!!!!!

that was about it....

One day in a gym, there was a glass door....







WITH A HUGE OBNOXIOUS HANDLE









and my sisiter wanted to leave









so she walked....into the door









After in which she looked at the door, confused,











"Is the door there?"













"Did that really happen"











Thoughts spewed throungh her mind as she pondered the vein existance of the door









so she decided to ty to walk again....into the door....











She's retarded....

Not at my old school's anyway, I'm gonna see that I'm banned from my High School's



Anyway, I was playing Dragula onstage with my friends (I HAD FRIENDS!!!)



I ran up to one wall and hit it with my guitar, it went through the wall and who was on the other side? The Principle...



I didn't care, I kept playing the song and when I finnished I broke my guitar in half and stabbed my amp with it



Threw the amp and the crowd and kicked a hole in the bass drum



I payed 600+ dollars in fines and wasn't allowed to play there anymore



BUT IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!

m/(>.