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A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night. With blood all over his face, he perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest. But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him, wanting to know where he had gone. Knowing that they will not let up until he tells them, he says “OK, follow me!”.



He flies out of the cave, across a valley, and over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, allowing all the other bats gather around him, circling in an excited frenzy.



“OK”, says the bat, “Do you see that big oak tree over there?”.



“Yeah, yeah!” reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.



“Well I didn’t!”, said the bat.