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It seems the Klingons have disposed of me on some uncharted planet. Luckily the inhabitants view me as a Deity of some kind. They continually rub my naked flesh with herbs and oils from the local plant life. They also have a strong need to feed me with a milky substance that is very filling. I think I gained weight, which is a wonderful thing since the experiments done to me aboard the Klingon Starship left me thin and wasted.



The natives have also been dancing around this huge fire with a large empty pot placed in the center. I am unsure what is so exciting about it, but I am more than sure my kind hosts will share with me if it happens to be a food of some kind.



I will update more as I gain information.

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CryingMist
00:56 Feb 18 2012

qaStaHvIS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD



tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu'ta'



leghlaHchu'be'chugh mIn lo'laHbe' taj jej



One last thing....



potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’

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Bellanova333
02:14 Feb 18 2012

*sniffs air* Mmmmmm something smells delicious, whats on the menu?

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The Klingons have broken their peace agreement and have abducted me. They fill my orifices with purple goo and while I would fight them, it actually pleases me.



In the meantime, I like candy canes.

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PAGAN
16:04 Feb 13 2012

LOL!

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Xzavier
16:50 Feb 13 2012

Wow. I just had soo many bad thoughts.

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