The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I hate going to the dentist.

"Have you been flossing?"

"No."

"I can't believe you don't floss. You need to floss. You're ruining your teeth. Blah blah blah..."



For one, I don't floss because it hurts my gums and it's annoying, thank you very much.



And for two, if it wasn't for people like me that don't floss or brush their teeth, there wouldn't be much of a need for doctors like you, that mostly take care of the cavities that people get. The money you get from fixing my cavities goes in your paycheck. I'm going to continue not flossing. YOU'RE WELCOME.

You are such a horrible mother, and such a horrible person. I honestly can't wait to make you pay for the things you have done and are doing. Seeing a person like you makes me that much more grateful for the mother that I have.

I've finally found myself in a place I want to be.

This is my time. My time to finally do the things that I want. To make me happy. To make my life exactly how I want it to be.



You don't think I can do it? Ha. I'm already on my way, and this time, I'm not turning back.

So, it's really over? Just like that?

I couldn't possibly be more sad.

Something that has been such a big part of my life, and now, it's gone? It was probably the best thing that I've ever done, and now I'll never get a chance to do it again.

God, I'm seriously SO sad.

I respect your decision, and I completely agree. But I wish it wasn't like this. It's really going to hit next summer. I miss it already :(

I love spaghetti :)

♥ ♥ ♥

COMMENTS

-

---

Theban
10:19 Mar 25 2011

So do I, even though it reminds me of very long worms.



I have mine with mushrooms,peas and peppers.

---

BrushedRed
06:34 Mar 28 2011

I can't remember what show it was, it was on so long ago. But there were these three people eating huge bowls of worms. For charity or something I think. But I couldn't eat spaghetti for the longest time after I saw that. Sometimes I still think back to that and it grosses me out.

---

POST COMMENT

How could you do that? How are you able to turn your back on a child so easily? This is a time when they need you the most, you're the only one that can help them, and you do nothing? That honestly hurts me, a lot. It's our job to watch out for them. They don't understand it's wrong. It's our job to keep them safe and help them when no one else will. So how can you guys so easily turn your backs and brush it off as if it is nothing? I did something, but I really shouldn't have been the only one to step up. That is not okay.



That just doesn't sit well with me.

"Because of my finger, I am no longer capable or allowed to serve food to the children, or change their diapers."



Fuuuuck.

Really?

So now I really do have to do basically everything? And on top of that you want me to serve YOU food, because you can do it yourself? Damnnn.



"Maddie, could you get me some crackers? Oh and some cheese too. Hm, not sure if I'm allowed to pour my own milk..."



*Me, talking to the kids*

"Okay who wants some more cheese?"



*Barbara*

"I wanted more cheese. Wait, where's my cheese??"



And while you sit there, eating your cheese and crackers, you yell at me to get Sam off of the table? Surely, you could at least handle that while I have my hands full with everything else. But no, you can't.



-_-

The most interesting people are always the ones you would never have expected.

Please, please, pleaseee don't make me do that again. I hate him. I want nothing to do with him. You know that if you ask me or tell me to do that, then I will. But please don't ask me. I can't handle doing it again.

Finally, after almost a year, I told you everything.

I cried and cried. And what did you do? You comforted me. How can you do that? How can you be so perfect? I've lied to you countless times about this. You asked me so many times, begged me to tell the truth, and I couldn't do it. It hurt too much to know that I did that to you. I couldn't own up to it. I hated myself for it. I was sick over it. I couldn't tell you. And now that I finally have, it feels like a weight has been lifted from me. Thank you for understanding. Thank you for forgiving me. Thank you for being perfect. I only hope to be as good to you as you are to me.

Stop fucking trying to talk to me.

You ruined my life.

I haven't texted you back in so long, I haven't answered your calls, just get the fucking message.

I want nothing to do with you.

Today was the absolute worst.

Why do you have to act like that?

You really don't have the slightest idea.

Just when I think I'm over it, you come in and do that?? Stop being so damn attractive. We're both going to have to pay for it. I tried so hard to push you away from me. I even had myself convinced that it was what I wanted. But now I'm not so sure. Now, I'm thinking, I want you again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE





I laugh so fucking hard every time I watch this.

So stupid.

I wish I had your confidence.

You're amazing.

Starting over on Diamond.

Leveling up new Pokemon is the worst.

*tackle* *tackle* *tackle* *tackle*

over and over and over...

-_-

COMMENTS

-

---

JustinDupree
04:39 Jan 12 2011

Action replay ftw! XD

---

TheArtistRose
05:02 Jan 12 2011

Yeah but Pokemon is totally kickass, hardcore, yo. :P

---

POST COMMENT

How the fuck can you forgive me?

You're so damn perfect, and all I've done is fucked things up. You don't deserve something like that. You've always treated me great, perfect.



I just want you to know that I am truly sorry. It's something that has haunted me, sickened me from the moment I did it. I really don't know what else to say or do but apologize, and let you know how amazing I think you are.

"It's cold! You know I like my dinner warm!!"

*throws plate off the table*

lmaolmaolmaolmao

Creepy, or just a series of weird coincidences?



I was getting home from the store today, parked, and a car started driving towards me. I stopped and watched because the car was so familiar. It wasn't until that moment that I realized how many times I had seen that car. However, today was the only time I'd ever seen the driver. The way he stared at me sent a chill down my spine.



The first time I saw it was during the summer. I was driving home around 12:30 a.m. and there was a car that had been driving behind me just about the entire ride home. I'd been constantly looking in my rear view mirrow, just because I'm a little paranoid that way. I was coming up to a stop sign, and nearing my street when I noticed the car behind me had stopped in the middle of the road and was just sitting there. He was a good ways behind me now, and when I reached the stop sign, his lights turned off and he began driving again. This really freaked me out, so I turned and sped away as fast as I could, leaving the car behind me. I turned on my street as fast as I could, but I saw that he was still driving fast with his lights out. I pulled in front of my house, got out of the car when I saw the car pull onto my street, lights out still, driving really fast. At this point I seriously thought it was a drive by shooting and I was going to die. (I'm a little dramatic.) But he drove off.



I figured it was just one of those weird things that happen. Someone messing with me? Whatever. I went in my house and forgot about it.



The car is easily recognizable, not one that many else would have, and not one that looks like it. I've seen it driving behind me, in the parking lots at stores...But I've never even noticed that I'd seen it before.



And then my car gets broken into.

I cleaned it out today, and I realized that something is missing. I had some clothes in the back seat that I can't find anywhere. Maybe I misplaced them. But now that I'm thinking about all this stuff, it seriously freaks me out! What if someone took my clothes?? Seriously, I'm honestly scared.



My neighborhood is one of those that everyone knows each other. It's really small, and I know all the people that live around here. I've seen the car drive by from time to time, and I know he doesn't live here.



Yes, I am very dramatic, and paranoid. I hope that this is all just a coincidence. Because it's starting to scare me.

I need new books to read.

What are some good ones?

Not into sci-fi, fantasy, or anything like that.

But besides that, what are your absolute favorite, must read books?

:)

Today was finally such a good day at work. Tracee and me had those kids on lockdown. They were little angels. Tracee was going off about what a good teacher I am. She kept saying how good I am with the kids, how I'm so nice and they all listen so good to me. Made me feel good :)

Have you ever heard Dane Cook's thing about breaking and entering? Breaking in and not taking anything?



So it happened to me. Someone broke into my car, but nothing is gone. My purse was on the front seat and everything. I almost wish they did take something because this is freaking me the fuck out.

COMMENTS

-

---

JustinDupree
04:39 Jan 12 2011

That part is one of my fav parts. "Another door?! That's the ninth Goddamned door this year!" heh.

---

BrushedRed
05:22 Jan 12 2011

Lmao I love it.

"THE FUCKING BEADS! He took the beads! He stole the god-damned beads."

---

POST COMMENT

Why the fuck are you talking to me?

I love how the only time you ever text or call me is when I delete you off facebook.



Fucking sick of you dude.

Get over yourself.

The benefit of living in Utah is all the Mormons shoving their beliefs down your throat constantly. Love it :)



I don't give a shit what you believe in, at all. I'm not judging you for it, and I certainly don't hate you for it. But there is a reason I don't follow your religion. I know all about it. And for the 50th fucking time, NO, I DON'T want to join your church. I don't want to learn anymore about it. I don't want to be baptized into your little cult. Leave me the fuck alone when I tell you to.



It's people like you guys that make so many people hate your church and your religion.

If you're gonna have sex with a student, don't make it the nastiest girl you can find.

I have no respect for you anymore.

With a few parts to it...



-Tell him the truth.

-Hope he'll forgive me.

-Get over the past and move on.



God I hope I can do it. The secrets are killing me.

So maybe I was a little mean...

But shit! I've already fucking told you. I don't want you to talk to me like that. I don't want to hear things like that from someone I don't know, I don't want to hook up with you, and this isn't a fucking dating site!



So after I've told you not to say that, don't message me the same things, and not expect me to be a bitch.

COMMENTS

-

---

Fale
17:34 Jan 02 2011

---

POST COMMENT