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Brew coffee in a glass pot.
Fill a large chalice with ice.
Add the cream of one cow one third of the way.
Add sugar syrup strength, and flavor may vary depending on the results you want.
Add the coffee from the glass pot into the chalice slowly until full.
Do this, and say "Morning brew of beans so true, let me drink, hope it don't stink. Blessed be."

Then you are done! Drink it, make sure to clean, and prep area for next time.