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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake

Have fun storming the castle

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

Things couldn't be more perfect if I planned them myself.

Everything down there is in perfect working order I can assure you of that

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

I can envision a small cottage somewhere, with a lot of writing paper, and a dog, and a fireplace and maybe enough money to give myself some Irish coffee now and then and entertain my two friends

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend

I don't think I've ever done anything for Valentine's Day

She stood framed in the doorway, tall, mystic, silent, with strange, wistful face and deep soul shining in her dark questioning eyes

When people say there is too much violence in life, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life

There is special providence in the fall of a sparrow

The notion that human life is sacred just because it is human life is medieval

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins