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Alright...



As if there wasn't enough evidence previously to merit me a lifetime membership to the insane asylum, this might just be the ticket!



One night, about a month ago, just before I went to bed, I saw this really weird poster... just in my mind, I saw it! I looked at the picture on it, and there was a middle-aged looking man with dark hair. The poster had sort of a greenish hue.



I remember reading the words "Learth Hoch" on the poster in my mind. The moment I read them something clicked inside my brain that made me know i HAD to write those words down... Learth Hoch. and when i closed my eyes again, I saw red, and the word "Pomnka" ... but I'm not sure if this has anything to do with what I'm looking for or not.



I probably would have forgotten about all of this if it wasn't for the fact that that night I had a dream i was in a little convenience store out in the middle of nowhere in the country ((Like a gas station or something)). Somehow the attendents of that store found out that I was a vampire.



They then directed me to an aisle of freezers in which there was a box of popsickles... THE BEST FRICKIN' POPSICKLES I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-- ANYWHERE-- AT ANY TIME!!!

and I don't even like popsickles!



The picture on the box of the popsickles was the EXACT SAME PICTURE as the one on the poster I had seen in my mind before I went to sleep that night!



Well, naturally, I HAD to find out what all of this was about, and find those popsickles again!



The only clues I have are the memory of the man on the poster, "Learth hoch", and "Pomnka"... I'm not even sure Pomnka has anything to do with this at all.





If anyone has any information at all concerning Learth Hoch, Vampire popsickles, the poster I am talking about, or Pomnka... please contact me as soon as you can!



... I really want another one of those popsickles!