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Servants placed an ornate platter containing a lightly boiled goose egg, softly peeled orange fruit, and a bowl of red grapes before me as a choir of young maidens chanted a morose song a cappella in my august presence.



Made sport of the meager fare before me then exhausted by the tedium of my day thus far took to deflowering the fair virgin maids dispatched to provide me entertainment with my hungry tongue.



I do like them fresh and feisty. I was not disappointed in this endeavor.



That is all for now. Preparing a warm bath.