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Welcome to the House! A few things to get you started...



Do not, under any circumstances, give Art your coat. Watch your credit cards around him too or you're likely to end up with a bunch of charges from Moonie's Bar.



Speaking of Moonie's...really cool place to hang out. The bar mistress is the best and if you can order it, she can make it!



Stay out of the closet. Yes that's howling you here coming from there, it's Lore's "safe place".



Beastman hunts the attic so unless you want to become dinner...



Do not enter the basement unless you have seafood and wine...more importantly wine. We keep Birra chained up ala Sloth like down there and someone needs to feed him periodically.



Beware of the lump in the carpet. We can't seem to make it lie down or stay still...



KCRC (aka RC cola) is in charge of the activities schedule, such as which days we are allowed to go outside to play. :)



Please, please, PLEASE do not give TBone sugar. We have a hard enough time keeping up with him when he's not on a sugar high.



Morrigon is our resident angry artist. Please note her name is with an O not an A. She's in charge of our fortunes....the cookie kind. :D



Me, I'm the keeper of the cadavers, nursing student and all. They're purely for scientific research....honest... Fair warning though, mess one up and you'll have to replace it. heh



So, welcome! Enjoy your stay!



*I really need to write this all down*