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Bob is a man.

Bob isnt like any other man though.

Bob is unique.

Bob likes to play dirty.

Bob likes to chase girls neked.

Bob like to wear nothing everywhere.

Bob is strange.

Bob doesnt like to wait.

Bob always gets what he wants.

Bob is also an axe murderer.

Bob killed his whole family when he was 9.

Bob just got out of the looney bin.

Bob is going to go get a drink.

Bob doesnt have any money though.

Bob is going to kill everyone.

Bob gets his drink free.

Bob killed me....and hes going to kill you next.