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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the

checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is

suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his

cardiovascular system. He's a good candidate for either a heart attack

or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your husband

will surely die".



"First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to

work in a good mood."



"Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him

in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work."



"Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him

with household chores."



"Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress,

have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in

bed."



On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked,

"So, I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What

did he tell you?"



"You're going to die," she replied.

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dabbler
01:28 Nov 13 2008

if only HMOs covered Take out, and hookers.. Hehe

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