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Oh Mormon Woman

Why must it end this way

Are you afraid that people would find out

That you are a little bit gay

I loved you so deeply and true

I just wish I could see you

One last time



Oh Mormon Woman

Who prayed at night

As well as well as before meals

Who found all the best deals

You were very kind

I feel as if sometimes we were one mind





My Oh So Beautiful Mormon Lady

Who had brown eyes that shinned in the light

I wish we did not fight

Who had brunette hair with a hint of gray

You had shown me the way and taught me more

I wish I had not been booted out the door





Oh Mormon Woman

How am I supposed to pretend

That everything's fine

At least we took last line

Together and enjoyed the powder

Sometimes I felt like the house couldn't get any louder

Then when you and I were in bed

I am now full of dread





Oh Mormon Woman

I trusted that we would be

Together forever but now I see

That you could not defend what we had

Even though sometimes I was a little bad

We were supposed to go all around

The world and get bound





My Oh So Beautiful Mormon Lady

Who drank that one memorable night

You were right

About half the time

Except when you added the lime

To your beer

I didn't care I liked your rear

As well as your heart

I thought you and I would never be torn apart

With such a strong force



Oh Mormon Woman

What do I do to prevent this pain

How do I stop the rain

That falls from my eye

Was it all a lie

Or was it true

That you miss seeing me as much as I do you

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SisterShadow
23:50 Aug 15 2014

I love this. It reminds me of a woman I used to date.

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