FLU season is coming and it is advisable for all to get their yearly inoculation. However, there is a much more insidious strain of influenza cutting a swath across Vampire Rave. This new strain is the Crazy Bitch virus.
It may have some of the same symptoms of the yearly flu, but the bitch virus is unique and insidious. First, it passes as anonymous. Sometimes no sex, age or location are offered and if so it might say in your mind or heart. Very often no real picture is offered of the person behind the profile though you will get copious graphics of cleavage, breasts, and scantily clad women as well as sexual innuendo. The crazy bitch virus replicates and often the same crazy bitch virus is seeking multiple men at the same time, meeting them for a pleasure tryst and moving on virtually undetected from one host to another. There is no telling how many profiles are actually fronts for the same crazy bitch virus and when you have been struck it is often too late. Only when the level of insanity reaches critical mass will you awaken and realize you have been fucking a crazy bitch all this time. The same crazy bitch that probably just fucked ten other guys. By then of course it is sadly too late. To prevent needless illness and injury I will offer the crazy bitch virus shot for free to the first 100 applicants. Be safe out there...
Still missing and searching. Many men are looking and have not given up.
One who seeks will find...
(Smiles)
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