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Poor mum is in for a culture shock!10:28 Oct 11 2011
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Bleeding Massacre says:
Maybe I should write your mother an email about being with you
Fever Dreams says:
o.O just leave out the raunchy videos I made for you
Bleeding Massacre says:
You owe me another one by the way.
Dear soon-to-be mum ...
Fever Dreams says:
o.O ... lol ... here we go ...
Bleeding Massacre says:
You should let me marry your daughter for the following reasons
Fever Dreams says:
O.o oh my
Bleeding Massacre says:
1. I have good customer service skills
2. I give respect to my elders
Fever Dreams says:
-.- uh huh
Bleeding Massacre says:
3. I can reach the to shelf of most cupboards
Fever Dreams says:
*facepaw*
Bleeding Massacre says:
4. I will satisfy your daughter in the bedroom
Fever Dreams says:
*gasps*
Bleeding Massacre says:
5. I promise not to put you in a home
6. I can teach you how to use an ipad
Fever Dreams says:
Oh Jeebuz!
Bleeding Massacre says:
7. I will cook for you
8. I will go to temple
Fever Dreams says:
:) awwww
Bleeding Massacre says:
9. I will give you tall skinny grand kids
Fever Dreams says:
o.O *awkward silence* one more to go ...
Bleeding Massacre says:
10. I promise not to screw your daughters brains out under your roof
Fever Dreams says:
Omg Aaron!
This is going into my journal!!!
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TaintedPoison
12:15 Oct 11 2011
lol very cute
DestroyingAngel
00:43 Oct 12 2011
Haha! Lol @ the good customer service skills. :P
Angelus
23:03 Jul 30 2015
**Giggles**
Nightghost
05:34 May 27 2018
LoL, that is a rather hilarious Journal Entry.
Nightghost
05:53 May 27 2018
How to court a Lycan 101.