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Heey all,



My life is kinda fucked up at the moment.

I don't feel healty nor very good. I keep having these nightmares, that I can explain .. but my girl and I already talked about it. and i still have them. My teacher from school tells me that those dreams tell something about myself.



That I'm insecure about myself.. but that's not a bit surprise. Even from kindergarden I got bullied untill a few years ago on the high school I was at. No wonder I feel so unsure about myself.. ¬¬ Anyway, I don't know how to fix this mess, actually. There are alot of thing I have to sort out at the moment, and I don't even know how to do that part ... T^T I have a lot of support from my girl and I love her so much because of that. She's trying to help me in any possible way and I know I need that kind of support.



Unfortunatly, my old folks is different talk .. they don't understand the way I think and the reasons behind my actings at all. That's what making me feel sick as well. They never listen and let me all by myself, to figure out stuff.. at least.. my father does..



So yeah.. It's a bit fucked up atm, but I'm gonna try to make things better. when? I do not know yet. I hope soon~!!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?





[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[ ] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] None = hot

[x] White = sexy





What kind of pants are you wearing?





[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[x]Jeans = prep

[ ]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ]Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female(underneath)

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict





What is your natural hair color?





[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[x]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Light Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes





Pick the month you were born on:





[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[ ]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who stole

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[X]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with





Pick the day you were born on:





[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a bag of weed

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a shoe

[ ]11= my lover

[x]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[ ]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a jew

[ ]17 = a pickle

[ ]18 = a homo

[ ]19 = an orange

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma





Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:





[x]White = because I love marijuana

[x]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I'm gay

[ ]Gray = because I got dared

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs





Okkaayy... this is the result:



I'm sexy and a prep with a broken heart who got stabbed horribly by a glass of milk (o.O! .. FUCK!! NOT THE MILK!!) Because I love marijuana and because I'm sexy as hell.

..... yyeeaahh... rite... :P

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G....!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that…)



Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)