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While on our way back from dinner, we (My mother, brother, and I) spotted a house with dark curtains over their windows. Here is the conversation that insued.



Mother: Wow, black curtains.



Brother: Must be vampires.



Me: Lets go back and ask them to make us vampires.

(My request wasn't met... how sad)



Brother: They had a bus in their driveway... Auto bus. (Eddy Izzard references come up in our conversations alot). Auto... vampire bus. It automatically turns you into a vampire.



Me: I wish our bus (Its actually an RV, but its made by the people who make school buses, so it looks like a bus. Therefore, we call it the bus) could turn us into vampires.





The end.

As I went out shopping today, I found a small store nustled away in the corner of the mall called 'Black Chandelier' Looking in, I saw a huge assortment of items, one of them being a dress that was made of 100% BAMBOO!











That was VERY surprizing. (I ended up buying it!)

But the most interesting thing was a PET COCKROACH. No, this wasn't just any cockroach! It had Austrian Swarovski crystals and a small little loop glued on the top of it. With the little loop, you could hook a leash on it that was attached to a pin onto your shirt! It was interesting watching them walk around. In the stores, they're $60, but online its $80. (I suggest if you live in Utah, which is where all the stores are located, that you go there personally as there are more items in store than are listed on the site and are cheaper too.)

(Now I just need to convince my parents that cockroached arn't disgusting so I can get one... So cute...)

Overall, around $250 dollars were spend for the black dress shown above, a green one with a spider web on it, a shirt (made of bamboo as well), a grey-green skirt, and a shirt for my brother.

I'm so dizzy right now... And the fact I didn't eat anything but a bowl of oatmeal and nothing today really doesn't help. Maybe I need more sleep? Or maybe sleeping will make me sleepy... as for some reason it often does. Does it do that to anyone else? Wow... Screw it, I need a cat nap. Bad. And maybe I should wrap up my ankle. Its not healing too well from when I sprained it like... 2 weeks ago at the gym. I'm sooo graceful. I wish. So yes, time to nap.