20:31 May 05 2008
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Does any one remember this funny one from May, 2006? I was in a weird place on my humor track back then...and there are some humorous edits now that I know much more about Britain.
Received today from JAMES "LOSER" BLUNT - a one hit wonder!
James Blunt
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Sent : Friday, May 19, 2006 3:20 AM
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Subject : Live@London Hyde Park - Saturday 24th June
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JAMES BLUNT
Don't miss James Blunt in London this summer
(OH GOD - I HAVE TO MISS HIM - MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! BOO HOO for MEEEEE! wah wah wah)
Saturday 24th June 2006
LONDON Hyde Park
27 & 28 June Stirling Castle *
30 June Harewood House *
01 July Blenheim Palace *
(I CAN'T SEE HIM ON MY BIRTHDAY? I SHOULD JUST END LIFE NOW)
02 July Leeds Castle *
* SOLD OUT
(This guy plays at a lot of palaces because all the queens love him and his whiny-ass mushy music.)
ONLY ONE SHOW NOT SOLD OUT!
(of course all but one are 30 seat venues)
This summer sees James Blunt play in the fantastic setting of London's Hyde Park (to allow the public to escape - hey it's a park for chrissakes! not a lockdown at the rec center!). This truly is a fantastic opportunity to see James headlining a fantastic summers day of live music which includes sets by Beth Orton, kings of chill-out Zero 7, indie legends Eels, and loveable newcomers Nizlopi (WHO?).
(EVERYTHING IS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC IN THE BLUNT MIND OF JAMES).
(I think he should take a clue from that last name there and smoke a few Blunts then his music might not be like Bon Jovi lite. (Edit: For some reason Brits love that monstrosity of a song "Living on a Prayer". shudder! They have no idea for the most part who Eddie Van Halen is...sad really.)
And to keep you further entertained (Entertainment? What?) there'll be an acoustic performance space, chill out areas (I NEED NO "AREAS" TO CHILL OUT), side shows (CARNIES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!), markets, world food caterers and street theatre (READ: MIMES!!). A great day out for friends and families and all within a stone's throw of home.
I DON'T LIVE IN THE UK YET MO-FOS. (edit- okay I do now but rebuttal for this will be in another entry) AND WHEN I AM THERE I WILL BE IN ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND - MORE THAN A "STONES THROW" FROM FREAKING HYDE PARK! (edit: still can you imagine getting this sort of e-mail and being some hick from Zanesville, Ohio [named after the famed author of western yarns, Zane Grey, methafackas! Brit for muthafuckas - gotta remember their accent man] Yea - I'm going to fly over to England with this exchange rate just to see that ass James Blunt - NOT!)
So whether you spend the whole day in the park, or join us after a spot of lunch and shopping (I HATE HATE HATE SHOPPING!!!) make sure you don't miss out and book your tickets today.
WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS
(piss off James Blunt)
This is Jimmy - can someone get him a comb, a rugby jersey and a whiskey? He needs a little "manning" up. Honestly!! HE'S A WHINY ASS - A WHINY ASS - A WHINY ASS - IT'S TRUE
WHO TOLD THIS WHINY GUY'S WEBMASTER THAT I CARED? SOMEONE SIGNED ME UP AS A JOKE DIDN'T THEY - HA HA.
He is NOT beautiful and I am sure he doesn't think I am either - the ass. (edit: doubly true now that we KNOW he screwed both those pathetic losers Paris and Lindsay; shuddering continues)
COMMENTS
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TheHellequin
21:11 May 05 2008
I hate this guy lol