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VR Rocks15:56 Oct 31 2008
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Another good move by Cancer.
So the Vampire Database has been revised, I do think it will ease the pressure off the Procurators somewhat but I also feel it will change their priorities, instead of finding quality submissions they will be kept busy turning down all the crap instead, they do a hard and devoted job as it is.
So ‘post counts’ won’t count anymore towards status, I hope this won’t be a signal to the Dominars to ease up their relentless search to keep the drivel out the forums.
Straight off a profile21:52 Oct 24 2008
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Gender : Female
Birthdate : 9/7/?? =P
Location : I'm from Philly you dumb cunt.
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So she's left her birth date out. Going by the rest of the info I'd say she's less than 14 but older than 70!
Patience of a saint..11:37 Oct 18 2008
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I gets a message last night from a complete stranger on here, we have never even spoken .. anyway..
The message screams at me telling me that 'he's' after her and will kill her if she doesn't do what he says and then carries on with NAG DRAMA, MORE DRAMA AND EVEN MORE BLOODY DRAMA.
She includes that this dude is in another State, my estimate was about 3000 miles away.
Awww the poor kid must have been terrified ... GROW THE FUCK UP, what's he gonna do? creep through your monitor.....
(damn if I thought I saved the message)
Dontcha just luv VR.
Tested19:47 Oct 07 2008
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Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time; answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let ' s find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you ?
Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note:
This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000
Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000. Now add 10
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary 's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu?
Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.
Pink? Barbie??22:10 Oct 03 2008
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I had been out and about this afternoon and by the time I came home I was frozen.
I did everything not to put the heating on, this included me sitting huddled up on the sofa wrapped in my daughters bright pink Barbie fleece blanket and reading ....
,,,it's good to live alone sometimes!
Irony ... no not you silly!23:31 Oct 02 2008
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I was just browsing through the VR manual, under 'Members Articles', 'Submitting an Article', when I came across a spelling error .... the irony being that in the same section it said that the article may be rejected for bad spelling ...lol
Well it tickled me ...
Now I'm off to find a member of staff to see if it can be put right as it looks very unprofessional!
Strewth08:59 Oct 01 2008
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If you want just a little credibility isn't it time you stopped kissing ass and see the situation for what it is. Instead of telling me my responsibilities, as I am fully aware of them, go and tell him his.
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