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Best text ever: "I'm gonna go home and think about you on the beach

So I walked over to my cousin's apartment to watch her 6mo daughter so her boyfriend could go do his community service. Well the doors were locked and he's a REALLY heavy sleeper, so I spent two fucking hours knocking on the door and his bedroom window...

So he missed his community service and I had to go home with frozen hands and toes. And when I got to my house...the doors were locked...so I had to call my mother's boyfriend to come home from work to let me in. The day got way better when I got home...I do enjoy having the house to myself, but I can't tell you about that part.

No woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.

Well that all of it, everything after November is deleted from all sections of my journal...except this entry of course.