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My name is Sam, a dog named Sam

A demon made me what I am

and you could be the Son of Sam

And share Green Eggs and Pentagrams

Hello, I'm Sam! I'm Sam, I am!

Come have Green Eggs and Pentagrams!



Go away! I smell a scam!

I do not like you Sam-I-Am

My name is not the Son of Sam

I hate Green Eggs and Pentagrams!



Try them, try them! You will see

Oh, how different you will be!



I do not like this dog called Sam

I hate Green Eggs and Pentagrams

I do not want them, not at all

Now let me watch Headbanger's Ball



But would you try them in L.A.

Carving Sharon Tate filet?

Or try them on the first of May

with Ashtoreth and Baphomet?



I would not try them in L.A.

I would not on the first of May

My name is not the Son of Sam

I hate Green Eggs and Pentagrams



Try them, do! I wish you would

It's much more fun to be bad than good!

In an old Wisconsin home

From a bowl made out of bone?

Near the chocolate factory

Right upstairs in two-one-three?



I would not try them here or there

I would not try them anywhere

I do not like you, Sam-I-Am

I hate Green Eggs and Pentagrams



But would you like them on a boat

With a priestess and a goat?

Maybe in a postal line

Ducking while the bullets whine?

Maybe on a spotlight stage

Screaming insensate rage?

Your life is dull, your life is plain

Green Eggs would help you use your brain

But since you don't like Sam-I-Am

Just eat one Egg, and I will scram



I would not love them on a boat

or kiss the priestess or the goat

I would not in a postal queue

I'd like to hear no more from you

So if you'll truly go away

Then I'll do just as you say....



-I say!

I see things in a whole new way!

I like Green Eggs and Pentagrams!

I want to be the Son of Sam!

I'll eat this egg or two or three

And then go on a shooting spree!

And maybe I will keep their heads

Or nibble on them once they're dead

Or make them into deviled ham

I will! And thank you, Sam-I-Am!



Our names are Sam and Son of Sam

A Demon taught us how to jam

We're going to do just as we please

We think we'll start at Mickey D's......