Vampire for Hire
It wasn’t easy, obtaining a decent night job. In the first place, not many businesses were willing to do interviews for the night slots during the late evening hours, after the sun went down. Being a vampire, that was the only time when Jase could face the world – during the dark of night, that is.
So after months and months of futile job searching, he finally managed a late evening interview and had obtained a job. Although he wasn’t delighted with his position of market clerk, he wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. Vampires couldn’t be choosy.
Being his first night on the job, he felt a bit apprehensive. He did wish that he’d gotten a job in the meat department rather than in the checkout line. Fresh meat would have really hit the spot, and clean up would have been a breeze! More like a festive occasion rather than a job, he contemplated.
He adjusted his idiotic looking white hat that he was required to wear. Across the bill were the words Packrat’s Market stitched in giant red thread. Beside the cheap, already frayed stitching rested a cute looking mouse with a knapsack of food slung over his shoulder. Jase supposed that the hat would hold a bit more merit if the owner had used a rat as the subject, rather than a mouse. Then again, a lot of people were unable to differentiate between the two – just as they were unable to tell a human from a vampire. He was ‘unliving’ proof of that.
Even so, he just didn’t feel very worthy in his existence. One bite had changed his ‘life’ forever. He had been the victim of a blue-eyed, blond-haired beauty. My, how he had been fooled. It had been love at first site for him; love at first bite for her. And after that piercing moment, she had left him lying on the streets. Obviously, she didn't care for anyone, or anything, except her own self, Jase reflected in deep thought.
So now he was faced with a worthless existence, a few notches lower than mankind. It was something that he would have to come to terms with or he would face a bitter, unfamiliar future.
A whirring noise caught his attention and he looked to the left, barely catching sight of the electronic handicap scooter racing by, heading towards Isle Five – the bathroom tissue isle. An ancient looking man was driving the piece of equipment at an ungodly speed. Obviously, the man was in need of bathroom tissue. Jase half expected to hear something crash, but all remained silent as the whir of the scooter mellowed into nothingness.
He glanced up and jumped, totally unprepared for the young woman who stood planted before him. Obviously, she had crept up to the counter during his preoccupation with the scooter.
“I’m ready to be checked out,” she told him, though it was totally unnecessary. Obviously, that was the reason she was standing here!
Jase greeted her, then asked if she had managed to locate everything that she needed. She wasn’t very talkative, so he concentrated on ringing up the basket of items. All was well until he came to a discarded banana peel.
He held it up for her inspection and she shrugged her shoulders. “I was a bit hungry, okay?"
Fine with him, but how was he going to ring it up? After delaying for a spell, he finally punched in twenty-five cents – to which the lady immediately complained.
“What! That’s ridiculous! Why, for fifty-nine cents per pound, I could buy an entire stalk!” She paused, gritted her teeth, then told him, “Just put it back. I don’t want it!”
Jase winced his lips. Put it back? Idiot. There wasn’t anything left. Except the peel, of course. And it was growing blacker by the moment.
Rather than argue with the headstrong lady, he tossed it into the trash hidden under the checkout counter, subtracted the quarter, then tallied up her bill.
Just after midnight, the market was suddenly filled with anxious shoppers. Jase supposed that this was the herd that generally worked the four p.m. to twelve a.m. shift.
He waited on a girl with orange, purple and green hair – a kaleidoscope of sorts. Then there was the woman that had managed to sneak in her ugly looking mutt, which looked to be a cross of a bulldog and a pug. His head kept bobbing out of the large cloth bag that the woman held tight to her side. Not a lovely combo, bulldog and pug. The poor dog’s face was flatter than Jase’s good china.
And cranky. My, these humans were cranky, he decided. Perhaps it was because they knew they were mortals, that nothing was forever. No matter how successful they became, no matter how much money they made, death was inevitable. Nothing was forever.
But, he was. Vampires are definitely forever, Jase silently acknowledged.
And Jase was filled with an unidentifiable surge of happiness for he, too, had a purpose. His existence was equally as important as these cloud-faced humans. The only thing that separated him from them, was his immortality!
As the hours passed, he saw more and more motley-faced strangers. It seemed that most had the same wants as he did: a bit of food, a bit of change, a bit of warmth.
And suddenly, it was quite nice, being a vampire for hire.
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