So the house sold ( belonging to my mother & her now ex)
I'm still looking for a home...got 28 days as mum is moving to a place where I'm not choosing to follow.
So tomorrow I'm going hardcore looking for rentals. Gotta get an early night so I have until my son finishes school to look around for places.
I cant help but curse at my sons' idiot father ,who is in jail. I look at my beautiful 9 yr old boy and think "omg you deserve so much better emotionally"... My biggest fear is to be in limbo and not be in a place where my boy can feel settled.
But I'm not gonna dwell on that..Come tomorrow morning I'm sucking it up and I'm gonna convince myself and whoever is the property manager of the house I find and like that Me & my boy are moving in! We got the cash and we are worthy,darn it! ^_^
...end rant....
::Hugs to all::
So mum gets home and she's cleaning her room out. (yes Im temporarily staying with my mum after 25 yrs with the same man)
So anyway, she comes out to the kitchen (where I'm making yummy homemade sausage rolls) holding this strange looking contraption.
I'm quick to realise it's an okky strap with a very phallic attachment tied to the middle of it.
I recognised what it was immediately. Being an ex striptease artist....I had seen stuff like that before!It would seem that Mr.30 has a liking for anal stimulation....in a massive way! lols. Not that there's anything wrong with that...but dude...clean yer stuff up after ya use it...in mums bed! I've been laughing the whole time Im typing as I recall the look on mums face.
Yep I've seen my fair share of dildos..but this was the 1st homemade one I've ever seen in my life.EVER!
...Hope this lil story brought a smile to your face.
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There are just some things a mother doesn't need to know PMSL!
Omg he's caught red handed.You should post his picture and the contraption on ebay and put a ad saying only used once by me and start the bidding out at 50 bucks.You might not sell It.But It would be paid back for what put you guys through.eg
LOL, sadly it was disposed off quickly! :P
What a week it's been for me. I have 2 brothers, both imberciles. 1 is aged 25...the other 30.
Mr.25 just got out of prison (for the 100th time) and sure enough he had to be a prick. He broke in to my next door neighbours house&stole their laptop. ::hides head in shame:: Then once he was satisfied with breaking into a few houses , he crept into my room,grabbed my car keys & drove away with his skanky gf. Stylish huh? =.=
So I had to take my 9yr old autistic son to school in a cab the next day, and beg for food vouchers coz the taxi man was nice enough to take almost all my $$.
I hate theives. Hate is a strong word for me, I use it only when I really mean it. ( a bit like the "C" word)
Yet here I am faced with 1 brother who is a retarded thief & the other is a steroid head with devious sexual tendencies.
I look at my boy peacefully sleeping at times like this and thank the angels that he is safe at least.
What a world! >.>
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So, here's an idea. When you get hold of Mr 25, you can teach him a lesson using Mr 30's home made toy hehe
Seriously, liars and thieves are the lowest of the low. Having been robbed myself - it sux. And when it's family it's worse cos you have to look the bastard in the face and not smack them in the head.
Be greatful they are so imbecilic, they make you look good :)
lols, Sendana I think you shall officially be my creative control friend. :P love it!
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dracken
15:16 Feb 24 2011
Good luck searching for a suitable home
Mayhemme
01:17 Feb 25 2011
Thanks hon,
I need every spell, charm,luck 'o the irish and eyelash flutters I can get! I live in hope.... There's always the option of a tent. mwahahaha