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Hey just had to share this with you all, I find it rather funny....Why are we so stupid? I mean come on when your drunk funny shit happens right? My Friend decided after he was totally wasted that well hehehe he would hold a aterlliery shell in his hand. He could have blown off his own Fingers for crying out loud. He ended up shaving his beard which got burned( luckly it didn't catch all the way on fire) and well He ha blisters on his hand.My other friend charlie ran into the sliding glass door. I did the duck and cover. Then because I was so wasted I nearly falled of the balcony, and then the another friend decided he would puke his guts out for like ten min.Also the host (artillery shell guy) told me to stop flirting with all the guys there(he was jealous) and I was to talk to him only. I told him getting drunk and not flirting was like going to a whore house and asking for a kiss. Hey it was fun.