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I love my cats. I love other people's cats. I particularly enjoy being naked and holding my little calico. I got her from a pound a few months ago and her previous "owner" had declawed ALL FOUR PAWS. Hence, she is disabled.



I have a thing for disabilities, I'm starting to notice...



The calico is very sweet and almost like a Ragdoll in her nature (she goes limp when you pick her up). This sort of behavior allows for much naked mischief with my girlfriend and aforementioned feline.



Okay, here's the possible sick thing, or maybe even a felony in some states - - I was laying on my stomach the other day, naked and fresh out of the shower. My girlfriend knows my "thing" so she brought in the calico and rubbed her lithe cat-body up and down the posterior of my entire body - It felt GREAT.



It got me a bit turned on, but here's the rub (pun intended): my girlfriend is jealous. I have always enjoyed interjecting humor whilst lovemaking and I happened to mention something about "kitty-pu**y" while I was touching my girl. She immediately removed my hand from its manipulations and later told me that she was 'put off' by me talking about a cat while in bed with her.



*giggle*



Am I bad?



Pathological?



Sick?



Lonely?



Dysfunctional?



OR just a girl who REALLY needs someone to sew up a plushie outfit in order to get out my "furry fetish"....



Opinions?? Shared similar experiences??