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What the hell does that mean?
15:47 Aug 31 2009
Times Read: 606

I swear... Do you people write your profile descriptions while someone hits you in the face with a tennis racket?



...Or do you just dictate what a three year old thinks you should say? Where is your mind?

Fail. Next please.
01:30 Aug 31 2009
Times Read: 614

"Sorry to disappoint, but that's how I am."



What is this shit? You don't even know how people are going to react to what you have to say and you're already apologizing and calling yourself a disappointment.



It's not cute. It's self defeating and pathetic. You only deserve to be treated like shit if you do it to yourself first. Aaaand whoopie look at you, you're on a roll.

CRIPES!
17:08 Aug 30 2009
Times Read: 643




I just found the most unintelligent and pointless person in the forum.



I bet most will know who I am talking about too...

Some vaginas are so freaking hideous...
20:21 Aug 29 2009
Times Read: 655




... And I mean this in a very sensible and non sexual way.

Excuse me?
18:19 Aug 29 2009
Times Read: 664


Right now im in medical school to become an OBGYN. I feel theres not enough female doctors and personally as a female I'd rather a female since males know nothing on the subject.





Right... Because men who go to medical school to become OBGYNs have absolutely NO knowledge on the subject of women's health, just because they are men.



How sexist can you get?!?

Mind Poop
18:10 Aug 29 2009
Times Read: 666


I'm a Half-Vampire.



You see it so often. The half part is the part that still allows them to eat food and walk around in the day time but they still want to be mysterious and powerful vampires. They want the convenience and none of the limitations.



You're not a vampire. IT'S OKAY!



We still accept you for who you are!



We may not love you but who cares? You're a rebel, you don't care what we think!



This kind of title with convenience reminds me of evangelists and their hookers. GAWD be praised!



Seriously... Just be human. Human is cool, human is what you are. If it's that boring, go play tennis barefoot or something...

An annoying drama and attention seeking reflection?
18:05 Aug 29 2009
Times Read: 668




TruthHurts

Shade (32)

kaela, im the mirror that reflects the real you.









Someone get the Windex!

This does not make sense.
21:12 Aug 28 2009
Times Read: 686

chivvareborn

Carnal Creature (56)

shut your whore mouth whe you talk to me

...right-o
19:51 Aug 28 2009
Times Read: 692

A wise man once said, "Shut the fuck up about rates and go outside."



I agree with him. Of course he also believed in blowing his nose into banana peels and wearing hats on his feet every other Monday.



Still, the wisdom is there... It's not tough, it isn't important. Different things matter to different people but this seriously is not important.



If you are willing to burn bridges and destroy potential connections with people because of a number, that is wasteful and ignorant.



Now before that man comes and smothers me with coco puffs... I'm going to stop.

>:(
17:45 Aug 27 2009
Times Read: 702




I am in darkness as often as I am in light. Much like day and night. This explains why I fucking hate winter.

*snooty laugh*
14:57 Aug 26 2009
Times Read: 713

Of course...



I need to download the Firefox web browser to test certain web pages and what do you know? I try to go to the website and it's down.



It takes four tries to get it to work.



Then when the page finally loads, it freezes my computer.



Imagine that.



Surprising beyond belief. [/sarcasm]

Gross.
17:51 Aug 25 2009
Times Read: 720






Methinks I need a moist towelette now...

Walk the walk
22:21 Aug 22 2009
Times Read: 735

Don't come crying to me you no talent hack. I'll hire someone to poop in your TV dinner before your mom serves it to you if you don't STFU.



Grow up you weenie face.

For the love of...
20:15 Aug 07 2009
Times Read: 753

I can't stand these people...



"Really? I'm amazed you think I'm good enough to be around."



Digging for compliments should merit a bullet in the foot. It is annoying. You have low self esteem and you think the ego should be responsible for building it up.



No, it seems to work better the other way around. People with huge egos have small self esteem and people with great self esteem have no need for ego.



Ego in all of its bloated self is so easy to pop and often so violent when it happens. It's time to get over it. If people invite you to join them, don't spend the whole time whimpering at them about how amazing it is that they think you are sooo special because they want to be around you.