The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Wow... the world has so much to offer. I would most definately love to have it all. But i'd much rather be a vampire. Oh how I wish I could be a vampire.... I researched on a website about vampires and it listed some hints to tell if I am a vampire. I said yes to most of them , wich means i'm most likely a vampire.... but what if i'm not. If you are a vampire and you are reading this than please help me... turn me to one of you....