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The dogs are mean. They are biting ppl.





My husband and I recently installed a IP wireless webcam that is pointed at our carport. The camera is installed in one of the bedroom windows at the front of our house. The first night I got it installed we configured it to send mail to me at work and home. When the motion sensor goes off it emails me. My husband had not drawn the blinds in the bedroom behind the camera. I had gone to bed. The next morning I was surprised by emails containing naked pictures of my husband. Apparently he went into the spare bedroom to check on the dogs, as it's their bedroom. He turned on the light. The windows glass acted as a mirror and the cam picked up the motion... How embarassing!!!!

Have you ever had the feeling that there was something different about someone. You were so close but you couldn't put you finger on it.



The person made you laugh. You made that person laugh.



Then one day, you paused and looked at them and let your mind drift and it became clear?



Today I was talking with my boss, about work and the issues our team was facing. As we talked and covered multiple issue I stared at the airbrushed bacon cupcake on his desk and then I looked up. As I did I noticed his eyes tilted up in the corners, his long brown hair and slightly pointy ears and it hit me!



The Tigger is an elf! What popped out of my mouth in this meeting?, "hey, you know what, Tigger? I think you look like an elf."



My boss smiled and said, "hmm, I think I'll take that as a compliment."



Tigger is not my boss's name. Tigger will do though.



Weird day, I just want to write that down in case I forget later.

Friday I was in traffic and I spotted somebody that had tons of stuffed animals in the back of their car and figurines and Oh Lord save who knows what else. I typically have thought that people with an excess of weird crap in their car may be a wee bit fey. You know and I know, that is pretty shallow and judgemental on my part and possibly a bit uppity. That's a little embarassing to admit all on it's own.



As I drove down the freeway laughing at this person. I looked over at my lovely little girl white shibamo "mini-wolf" and noticed that she had thrown up in the front seat of my 4X4. Then I started to laugh. I thought to myself, perhaps I need professional help. I am laughing at people that have toys in their car but I drive around with dog puke in mine...



Who is the more crazy person?