Cam Convo LOL so far04:01 Dec 27 2012
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LadySaphire: which one you like better?
ProjectAlice: Hello Dave
L0rdZacharias: the night job I like better, but I wanna play it safe at the same time
L0rdZacharias: how are ja Jenn =]
L0rdZacharias: ya*
ProjectAlice: I've been better honestly
ProjectAlice: My back is killing me, it's a lower back strain and my aunt was just rushed to the ER
L0rdZacharias: yeah, me too. feeling like I didn't sleep at all last night though I did....a little bit
ProjectAlice: I guess the hallucinations are getting worse and she refuses to eat and drink now -_-
L0rdZacharias: Christ, I hope to see this end for her/
ProjectAlice: It will most likely be her end
L0rdZacharias: I only hope it's more merciful than it's been for her thus far
LadySaphire: yes I am having fun with my cam
L0rdZacharias: Hey, nothing wrong with that =]
ProjectAlice: She's had a good run. She's almost a 2 year lung cancer survivor
DevilsDelight: -waves-
L0rdZacharias: Hi DD!
DevilsDelight: how ya doing?
ProjectAlice: Hi DD
DevilsDelight: hey Alice
L0rdZacharias: resting and relaxing for once, I know I don't have very many days left this week that U'm not "double booked" so I;m trying to enjoy it lol
L0rdZacharias: I'm*
DevilsDelight: that's the best you can do really, and why not just enjoy it while you can
DevilsDelight: ok, i have to ask, did you like finger someone and they smell so good you can't keep your fingers from your nose? lol Im just wondering that's all..
L0rdZacharias: And at the same time push my time up a bit more.
ProjectAlice: LOL
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: Nope, I just tend to do that.
DevilsDelight: i'm messing with you
DevilsDelight: cause that's what i do if someone smelled good..and I fingered them
L0rdZacharias: I'm a righty anyway lol
DevilsDelight: i smell my fingers
DevilsDelight: lol
ProjectAlice: lol
LadySaphire: kitty is jammin;
DevilsDelight: do you know it's nice to be finger fucked, but only if they know what they are doing...
DevilsDelight: sorry random i know
ProjectAlice: Randomness is entertaining
DevilsDelight: or Dry Humping
DevilsDelight: oh god, if that is done right...yeah I'm not going into detail with that
L0rdZacharias: A few of my ex's felt the same way, though wanted more than that after usually
DevilsDelight: Oh nice, thanks for the mental picture there
DevilsDelight: lol
L0rdZacharias: But usually it was getting tackled by them lol
DevilsDelight: that means they wanted your fingers
L0rdZacharias: They weren't reaching for my hand....lol
DevilsDelight: Oooh
DevilsDelight: well now
DevilsDelight: if you think about it, it is a finger
DevilsDelight: when it get's excited it flips you off
DevilsDelight: and you can sit and rotate on it
L0rdZacharias: LOL, just a fatter, longer finger....=]
DevilsDelight:
DevilsDelight: thank you..now i must go see if i have a fatter and longer finger
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: LOL!
ProjectAlice: LOL
DevilsDelight: I mean don't get me wrong, toys are good, but ..getting them warmed up is annoying
DevilsDelight: can't go in cold
DevilsDelight: lol
ProjectAlice: That's true lol
RafikiSawyer: hey dave
LadySaphire: going to linger in here dave
LadySaphire: bbs
L0rdZacharias: That's fine, not closing out so you're good =]
ProjectAlice: Nice phone!
DevilsDelight: I know huh
DevilsDelight: i was just looking at that too
DevilsDelight: Does it Vibrate?
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: Yeah, the iPhone 4s
DevilsDelight: if so, does it do it good? like Vibrate across the table good?
L0rdZacharias: and YES, it does vibrate lol
DevilsDelight: if it does that, those are the best
DevilsDelight: lmao
DevilsDelight: means you can feel them...
RafikiSawyer: sorry had to fix my audio settings
L0rdZacharias: Np, sound is down right now anyway.
RafikiSawyer: yea but im listening to music on my end so i had to figure out why sound was only playing through one ear
DevilsDelight: he doesn't want you to hear him moaning from his phone vibrating against him..
DevilsDelight: lol
FatherDemon: I walk in on moaning and vibrating.
L0rdZacharias: really? REALLY? lol
DevilsDelight: lmao
FatherDemon: I wonder
DevilsDelight: sorry
ProjectAlice: God lord I wish my boyfriend would stop talking about Godzilla lol
L0rdZacharias: Np, Had to respond to that in some way lol
DevilsDelight: the first thing i asked him..was..did he finger someone that smelt really good cause he keeps putting his fingers to his now
FatherDemon: Godzirra
DevilsDelight: nose*
DevilsDelight: and it went from there..to..finger fucking
DevilsDelight: to dry humping
DevilsDelight: then
DevilsDelight: Vibrating phones
FatherDemon: I somehow am not surprised
ProjectAlice: Mort!!!
DevilsDelight: if you watch him before he picks up his phone....he gets a huge smile
DevilsDelight: so that means his phone is doing it's job
FatherDemon: Maybe he likes talking on the phone
L0rdZacharias: Oh realy, and why do you think that is?
DevilsDelight: he's touching..his phone...
DevilsDelight: not talking on it
ThexDarkness: Alice!!!
DevilsDelight: TOUCHING
ProjectAlice: LOL
FatherDemon: well, you kinda have to touch your phone to use it.
DevilsDelight: there is a difference..
DevilsDelight: see..look..he's looking at it touching it "yeah baby vibrate some more for me..oh yeah imma send another text"
ProjectAlice: LMAO
ThexDarkness: Hmm that message I typed did not show up.
FatherDemon: Ya know just because that tree makes sweeter apples after we humped it, it doesn't mean that everything touched is in a sexual manner. come on DD, get your mind out of the gutter
DevilsDelight: or he's putting it on a timer..to go off at times here and there..
DevilsDelight: i can't get it out of the gutter...
L0rdZacharias: Wow... just wow.
DevilsDelight: it all started cause he was smelling his fingers
FatherDemon: I can always make another pie, I have some of those apples left.
DevilsDelight: and ..well the ball just went..bloop
ThexDarkness: Can't type for some reason.
DevilsDelight: fingering an apply pie...
DevilsDelight: has to be warm
DevilsDelight: not hot
DevilsDelight: not cold..but warm
DevilsDelight: and you have to start out slow
DevilsDelight: then ease another finger into it
FatherDemon: I have created a monster
DevilsDelight: lol
L0rdZacharias: I would prefer someone I don't wanna just stick my fingers in lol
DevilsDelight: fingering an apply pie is nice...
DevilsDelight: gives you something to lick afterwards
DevilsDelight: apple..not apply
FatherDemon: I hope you're talking about licking the pie plate.
ProjectAlice: Lol
DevilsDelight: I use to get the apple pies from Mcd's...just to finger them, i wouldn't eat them
DevilsDelight: or tongue them
ProjectAlice:
DevilsDelight: as for eating them no
DevilsDelight: i could not eat them
FatherDemon: Those MC'd pies are like the hookers of pie. They're cheap all over the place, you have a little fun and then it's over.
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: lol
ProjectAlice: LMFAO
FatherDemon: I won't get into flakey crust
FatherDemon: -shudders-
L0rdZacharias: I prefer silky smooth really,
DevilsDelight: yeah smooth...and slick when it gets wet
ThexDarkness: I'll test type a sec.
ThexDarkness: Nope still not there.
L0rdZacharias: Oh yeah, much more fun but getting it that way is MUCH more fun!
L0rdZacharias: I can see what you type, Mort.
DevilsDelight: I mean if i have to push my tongue through a forest to get to the pinkness..im done before my tongue even get's an inch out there
DevilsDelight: no thank you
DevilsDelight: i dun need floss i have some already in my bathroom
L0rdZacharias: LOL
DevilsDelight: and I am not a damn Beaver I don't need to chop down trees
FatherDemon: My internet screws me out so many conversations. Now it's floss and beavers.
DevilsDelight: lol
L0rdZacharias: Yeah, I would much rather not deal with a fro down there lol
DevilsDelight: now a landing strip is nice
DevilsDelight: or just a small patch
DevilsDelight: nothing more
ThexDarkness: Now let see if I see this.
DevilsDelight: but the best..is Bare
ThexDarkness: At last it works.
L0rdZacharias: Either one is good. Bare is so much better though
DevilsDelight: hell yeah cause the wetter the better is sounds
FatherDemon: lol
ProjectAlice: Lol
L0rdZacharias: I could see evertything you typed, though it seemed you couldn't though
DevilsDelight: gotta have that....messy sound....that slapping sound of wetness...
DevilsDelight: yeah smell those fingers...smell good huh?
L0rdZacharias: and the tighter the better
DevilsDelight: I told you smelled good
DevilsDelight: lmao
FatherDemon: I am imagining the sound of ketchup being squirted out of a bottle really fast... what the hell is wrong with me...
DevilsDelight: O.O
L0rdZacharias: LOL!
DevilsDelight: -goes and plays with a Katchup bottle now-
DevilsDelight: Oh...here one tip..
FatherDemon: You've destroyed my mind DD
DevilsDelight: NEVER...put Katchup..and pussy together
DevilsDelight: NEVER
ProjectAlice: Lol
FatherDemon: I dare ask how you have come to know this.
L0rdZacharias: LOL, never wanted to try. Whipped cream however... that works.
DevilsDelight: ...found out the hard way
DevilsDelight: I wanted to try something...different
DevilsDelight: so
DevilsDelight: I umm yeah
DevilsDelight: it's not like dipping french fries into it
DevilsDelight: that's for sure
DevilsDelight: and the taste..is HORRID
L0rdZacharias: I can only imagine
DevilsDelight: Now..Chocolate Syurp...and pussy
DevilsDelight: and cock
DevilsDelight: Oh yeha
DevilsDelight: yeah*
DevilsDelight: best thing to give head with is Honey
FatherDemon: -makin a list, checking it twice.-
DevilsDelight: or Peanut butter
DevilsDelight: those two things take forever to clean off
L0rdZacharias: Never tried the peanut butter thing, but I'll have to take your word for it lol
DevilsDelight: so it makes it last longer
DevilsDelight: but Peanut butter makes you drool a lot
ProjectAlice: May have to try that with the bf lol
ThexDarkness: hedonism at its best lol
DevilsDelight: but when you naturally have a drooling problem....it's just all the better
FatherDemon: I somehow got the image of a dog licking it's chops for an hour after you give it peanut butter, then a guy doing the same thing while eating pussy with peanut butter on it.
L0rdZacharias: LOL I bet
DevilsDelight: lmao
ProjectAlice: Lmao
DevilsDelight: your jaw might get tired..but it's worth it
FatherDemon: Pure agony...
FatherDemon: tastes so good.... can't lick... anymore.
DevilsDelight: I mean come on, the longer you go the more they cum
DevilsDelight: also..with a guy, if they go limp you still have to continue to make sure you get all the peanut butter off..by the time you do they are hard again
FatherDemon: My list of things to do is getting longer the more I hang with you DD
DevilsDelight: lmao
DevilsDelight: suck a guy limp suck a guy hard
DevilsDelight: lol
DevilsDelight: slap it against the tongue a couple times
DevilsDelight: yeah
L0rdZacharias: You're making me wish I was closer, or that you were, ya know that? lol
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: Just the right amount of perverted in my opinion!
DevilsDelight: Im sorry i have what is it called..Oral..thing....
DevilsDelight: lol
FatherDemon: You think this is perverted?
FatherDemon: This is a kink on a foggy day
DevilsDelight: I kid you not, i can think about giving head..and yeah my mouth start's to water
L0rdZacharias: Probably not even close for her... should remember that about her lol
FatherDemon: She makes me look at the screen like I've seen proof that god doesnt exist.
L0rdZacharias: LOL
ProjectAlice: Where's the boyfriend when I need him lol
DevilsDelight: Ohh the best feeling for a girl..slap the head against their folds....
DevilsDelight: lmao
DevilsDelight: then just slide the head in...
DevilsDelight: fucking epic
DevilsDelight: making em squirm
DevilsDelight: whimper and beg for it
DevilsDelight: i feel like im teaching class.....or something
DevilsDelight: -listens to the crickets-
FatherDemon: wrist is getting a cramp from all the writing.
DevilsDelight: lmao
DevilsDelight: mmhmm
DevilsDelight: sure
L0rdZacharias: My way of making them squirm is after going going down is to rub all along the outside while I finger a bit more
FatherDemon: up to a spiral notebook now
DevilsDelight: well now
DevilsDelight: that's a good thing
DevilsDelight: but as i said, if you know how to finger fuck someone oh goodness
DevilsDelight: make them drop their hips
L0rdZacharias: It's more pleasing to me to hear them tell me to just fuck them already =]
DevilsDelight: ok..what is your thought on screamers?
ProjectAlice: *eats popcorn*
L0rdZacharias: The louder the better
FatherDemon: Now are you talking about woo'ers or actual screamers
DevilsDelight: that's true, but don't forget the whimper's..
DevilsDelight: and the moans
DevilsDelight: screamers..screamers..
DevilsDelight: like bed clenching screamers
L0rdZacharias: Though I enjoy when a girl is rough with me too.
DevilsDelight: or flesh tearing screamers..
DevilsDelight: lol
FatherDemon: if it gets too loud might have to use the ball gag, I don't want the cops kicking in the door when I'm busy
DevilsDelight: lmao
ProjectAlice: Lol
DevilsDelight: or a pillow
DevilsDelight: just make sure they can breathe once and while
ProjectAlice: Turn the music up loud!
DevilsDelight: there ya go
DevilsDelight: sound proof the place
DevilsDelight: or do it in the closet
L0rdZacharias: The most interesting one I had was a friend stopping over to "chill" as she said over the phone but intended to fuck me
DevilsDelight: ok...Demon with a name like that and you saying that..makes me wonder just how bad you tend to get
FatherDemon: Well it's kinda hard to talk to the cops when you have a ball gag in your mouth, daddy likes to talk in the sack too
DevilsDelight: lmao
L0rdZacharias: LOL!
DevilsDelight: yes father...
DevilsDelight: and you say Im dirty
DevilsDelight: can I put it in your butt..
ProjectAlice: I'm going to die of laughter!
FatherDemon: We heard a woman screaming.... Oh that's just my husband go back to work.
FatherDemon: I never asked if I could put it in your ass
DevilsDelight: ....mmhmm and what if they ask "why are they screaming daddy no..daddy no"
DevilsDelight: what then?
FatherDemon: So what if I have an ego
DevilsDelight: or better yet "faster daddy faster"
L0rdZacharias: What I found funny was to hear her say "Sorry Dave" as she started. She wasn't but I wasn't gonna call her on that as she was biting my neck lol
FatherDemon: I like to tell myself I'm good too
DevilsDelight: I remember walking into a friends house..and i heard "you like that little girl..you like when daddy fucks you" i didn't know how to react to that..so i just walked out..and now that i think about it..sounds rather hot to me...and makes me think
L0rdZacharias: That's one odd fetish.
DevilsDelight: Could i really scream ""Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven."
ProjectAlice: Maybe they like to keep it in the family?
L0rdZacharias: But, not illegal unless it really IS his daughter lol
ProjectAlice: True lol
DevilsDelight: no........it was a fetish they had
DevilsDelight: she would pretend to be his..daughter..
DevilsDelight: something they both loved
L0rdZacharias: Thought so.
DevilsDelight: now for me....
DevilsDelight: oh hell
DevilsDelight: I'm not going into that
DevilsDelight: the list will be a Million miles long
DevilsDelight: i think i would scare some people
FatherDemon: Mine already is
DevilsDelight: O.o
DevilsDelight: @_@
DevilsDelight: You..father are naturally dirty
DevilsDelight: that sounds strange
FatherDemon: my list, a million miles long
ThexDarkness: Incest...tut tut, that was why the emperors were crazy
FatherDemon: See, I lag in a chat at the wrong time and you get all perverted
DevilsDelight: we were already perverted!
ProjectAlice: Lol
DevilsDelight: you are just lacking..
FatherDemon: See how she treats me?
DevilsDelight: would it be called Incest if I pretended that a toy of mine was my father?
L0rdZacharias: I'm the kind of guy who not only goes for what I want but unless the fetish gives me a "de-rection" I'll be willing to play their game too =]
DevilsDelight: lol
ThexDarkness: In your mind, yeah. lol
DevilsDelight: I mean if you look at it...you scream oh god..not "Oh father"
DevilsDelight: brb
L0rdZacharias: In so many words, so long as the sound of what the girl wants doesn't make me run screaming I'm game lol
FatherDemon: Sometimes trying to get this internet to work is like agruing with a child.
L0rdZacharias: Ok =]
ProjectAlice: Lol I know what you mean
ThexDarkness: Well you had to use your ipod instead didn't you alice.
ProjectAlice: Nope I'm on the laptop lol
LadySaphire: back
DevilsDelight: i'm back too
L0rdZacharias: Welcome back, Saph! =]
LadySaphire: thank you
L0rdZacharias: Scroll up, you see all of the perverted hilarity that I mentioned. =]
LadySaphire: I am colllldddd
DevilsDelight: lmao
LadySaphire: someone cuddle me
Lilithxx: Hello
DevilsDelight: damn you shouldn't be, I just got done with you
DevilsDelight: do i need to go another around?
DevilsDelight: lol
LadySaphire: lol
ProjectAlice: LOL
LadySaphire: yes plz
L0rdZacharias: Hey Lilith how are ya
DevilsDelight: From what i could tell you weren't cold
Lilithxx: Pretty good, just arrived home from seeing Les Mis
ProjectAlice: Was the movie good?
LadySaphire: well then warm me up DD
L0rdZacharias: *gives my biker jacket to Saph and cuddles first to help warm her up*
LadySaphire: I need some friction
DevilsDelight: i was trying but you kept telling me no
DevilsDelight:
Lilithxx: Movie was great
LadySaphire: can't rape the willing hunny
LadySaphire: I didn't use a safe word
LadySaphire: so its fair game
Lilithxx: Hughe Jackmen cant see to save his life though
Lilithxx: sing*
L0rdZacharias: *starts tickling DD and Saph, one with each hand*
DevilsDelight: O.O
LadySaphire: o.O dave
DevilsDelight: -squeals-
DevilsDelight: go lower
ProjectAlice: I may have to go see it lol
FatherDemon: brb
Lilithxx: It's a good watch honestly.
ThexDarkness: Why tickle? use razor wire.
ProjectAlice: I should so copy and paste this whole convo in my journal lol XD
DevilsDelight: you should
DevilsDelight: give the young ones something to read
DevilsDelight: lmao
DevilsDelight: and learn
LadySaphire: LOL
ProjectAlice: I will lol
Lilithxx: eh. . _ .
L0rdZacharias: *starts ticking lower on DD*
DevilsDelight: ooo now that's the spot
LadySaphire: *folds ring finger down...other fingers up* This is the way you do it Dave lo
LadySaphire: lol
LadySaphire: ring finger
DevilsDelight: -no comment-
DevilsDelight: -no fucking comment-
DevilsDelight: -squirms in chair-
LadySaphire: annnnnndddd
LadySaphire: squiiiirrrrttttt
DevilsDelight: lmao
ProjectAlice: LOL
LadySaphire: this has become the XXX cam
LadySaphire: Starring DD squirting
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DevilsDelight
04:02 Dec 27 2012
-falls over laughing-
now that's what you call a conversation.....what more can you get! lol
ProjectAlice
04:04 Dec 27 2012
I'm sure we will find out later lol