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"Paige (Ravenmoon) is private, so I have only ever seen her face pixilated (well except for her yummy mouth, generous.. moist lips and with the cutest tongue bar). I have seen pics of her toned body, atheletic and on the slight side, ribs showing like all athletes. Long red hair down to the middle of her back. And her ass is superb, tight buns that you could bounce a nickel off.

By the way she knows about her butt, she wears the teaniest of shorts."

From:



ogunshi



23:51:15

Feb 23 2006



it was an honor. I'm glad you liked it.



On 04:50:28 Feb 24 2006 RavenMoon wrote:



OMG... THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!! I love it. Thank you!!!



On 04:47:03 Feb 24 2006 ogunshi wrote:



In the epic spires of heaven only a goddess such as you could inspire mortal man to dream of wonders. Within your eyes are the hopes and dreams of every man. And within your charming smile is the motivation and inspiration to make wonders and art. To compare you to a rose would not do you justice, for in all the heavens and the Earth, nothing is equal to your eternal beauty. I can only stand and bask in your area of perfection.

PONDERISMS





* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.





* Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.





* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.





* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.





* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.





* Life is sexually transmitted.





* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.







* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.





* Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.





* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.





* Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?





* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.





* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.





* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.





* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?





* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"





* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."





* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?





* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?





* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?





* Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?





* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?





* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?





* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?





* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?





* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?





* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"



"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years."



The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"



The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."



The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM"



The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"



"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we stand around scratching our balls .. no point in you coming in for that."

I met this guy named Matt about 2 wks ago and found out last week that he has a crush on me:



MyGuy1: have you been web-camming muffin?

Ali: Why?

Ali: lol

Ali: yes.

MyGuy1: he knows you are in shape

Ali: no... not with him.

Ali: but he did look at my portfolio.

Ali: guess he saw my ass, too.

Ali: lol

MyGuy1: he notices things like that

Ali: LMAO... and I was just going to turn it on.

Ali: I was going to do a pic for you but you signed in earlier than I hoped for.

Ali: brb... going to see if I can do it without... hold on... brb.

Ali: ok... let's see if it worked...

MyGuy1: what am I looking for

Ali: lol... hold on....

Ali: LOL... I'm trying to pull up a video I just made.

Ali: I saved my video.

Ali: LOL

Ali: I was just showing off my nipple piercings and my clit piercing.

MyGuy1: porn.. send it my way

Ali: LOL... ok. I'll try.

MyGuy1: LOL

MyGuy1: but first you better sleep on it

MyGuy1: I may sell it

Ali: LOL... naaahhhh... but if you decide to, share the cash with me. And make it worth our while.

MyGuy1: LOL

Ali: oh... and to... >:)

MyGuy1: yep! I keep the digital rights

Ali: you can have it for free! LOL

Ali: I didn't reveal my face

Ali: just my body.

MyGuy1: I think #2 said he had a face

MyGuy1: we can digitally graft it on

Ali: lol... he thinks he does.

MyGuy1: LOL

Ali: he got a pic, yes...

Ali: but...

MyGuy1: that is just plain bad muffin

Ali: ok, it's processing... let's see if it does get sent to you.

Ali: but I didn't send the video portion of it... I don't think.

Ali: lol... how about a clit ring?

Ali: I didn't save my nipple ring pics, though.



Ali: omg, if you get it... I'll be stunned.

Ali: It's been sent.

Ali: Let me know if you got it.

Ali: But don't give me feed back on it if you did.

Ali: I don't want to know.

Ali: Ok... what are you doing?

MyGuy1: downloading porn I think

Ali: lol

MyGuy1: big post







MyGuy1: you do not wear panties?

Ali: >:)

MyGuy1: must get cold

Ali: no

MyGuy1: nice piercing

MyGuy1: has lump in his pants

MyGuy1: you look good

MyGuy1: fit

MyGuy1: pert twins

MyGuy1: I can see why Bear likes you

MyGuy1: yummy

MyGuy1: now I feel as tall as #2

MyGuy1: got a stalk the size of his anyway

Ali: LOL... good.

MyGuy1: remember glossy lippy

MyGuy1: and your lips

MyGuy1: but I want to see those lips of yours

Ali: lol, which ones?

MyGuy1: your mouth of course

Ali: lol

MyGuy1: looks through the preraphaelite gloom

MyGuy1: woot

MyGuy1: I knew it generous mouth

MyGuy1: white teeth

MyGuy1: now you have me leaking

MyGuy1: naughty girl

Ali: good so am I

MyGuy1: tissues out

MyGuy1: I think I am going to pull it off

MyGuy1: go to clean up

MyGuy1: back in a while

Ali: moooooooaaaaaannnnnnn

MyGuy1: you are skinny

Ali: no

Ali: muscular, yes.

MyGuy1: well toned then

Ali: I guess.

Ali: I don't think so, though.

MyGuy1: yes you are, I could see your ribs

Ali: lol

MyGuy1: LOL

Ali: giggling

MyGuy1: nothing to giggle about, you have got it

Ali: lol

MyGuy1: you should flaunt it

Ali: naaahhh... mystery, remember.

MyGuy1: I have seen your lips

MyGuy1: you would not hide so easily from me

Ali: LOL, No, I wouldn't.

MyGuy1: and I am only a puppet

Ali: lol, cool. a puppet... hmmmmmmm...

Ali: thinking now... no, more than that to me. A friend.

MyGuy1: yes a friend is nicer than a puppet

MyGuy1: now I wish I could message #2

Ali: HA! Cat put on a show for me!

Ali: He'd question you about me.

MyGuy1: hey what can I say?

Ali: anything you want to!!!

MyGuy1: I've seen your floating ribs

Ali: lol

Ali: and lips.

Ali: the mysterious cat is crawling out of her gilded cage to reveal herself a little.

MyGuy1: just a little

Ali: enough

Ali: for now.

A friend told me that a man I know removed her from his friend's list. I said "Really?" She said yes. So, out of it came a little bet and dare. I bet her that I could make him remove me from his friend's list. She said it was unlikely. I told her I could. That it wouldn't be hard to do. She dared me. So I took the dare. I KNEW I COULD DO IT!!! Only now... he'll hate me.



HA!!! Told you I could do it. I win!!!