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So there I am, sitting in the front seat of our rental car,

Tish,

Laura,

BoB,

all crammed in the back,

and oh yeah, scott is driving.

We were talking about snoring,

so I pipe up and say

" Yea, I snore sometimes"

and then the whole world does a flip and two seconds later I'm like

"I don't snore, I just breath deeply!"

No body was talking but me.

I was standing on the side walk a week later

with Octavia, talking about

blowing up bean bag chairs

and the twitch growing in my supervisors left eye

when out of no where

I say,

"Dude I've got a tumor."

We both just sort of stop

and stare.

"Dude, youre fucking nuts." she says.

This makes me want to re-evaluate myself,

so I go back to my room, and look in the mirror.

Hey, any body in there,

hey!

I step back from the mirror

when suddenly I hear,

"Shut up man, I'm trying to sleep."

If I had A penny

I'd stick it up my nose

well, maybe not but it sounded cute

pennies are rough

a nail though you get it slick

slides right in.

yep yep.

YOu ever heard that joke

bout the monkey and the cue ball?

heh

No I'm not going to tell you.

Not that I wouldn't want to,

but I've got better things to do

with my tongue.

um, did I say that out loud?

hehe

Now sticking Jelly bellies up your nose,

thats an adventure,

pixie sticks just burn,

but spagetti just slides on through.

Well thats the least of my problems,

theres this itching

and its all red,

and there this red spot....

I mean you poke yourself in the eye

and things are bound to happen.

My mommy always said there were no such this as monsters. Well, she was wrong. They're everywhere, and sometimes I see one sliding right behind my eyes, waiting. For what I'm not really sure, but it helps me see others. I see them everywhere, but they pass me by. I wave, I scream, I run through traffic. See me, feel me, anything ! I'm loyal, I'll stay if you ask me to, just ask, I'll do what ever you want me to, when your asleep I'll stand guard, and when youre sad, I'll make you laugh, or just sit and be sad with you. If you want me to go I'll go, but don't leave me behind. Don't you know I'm just like you? My mommy always said there were no such thing as monsters, but there are