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03:12 Jul 05 2010
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Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.
Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Main’s Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
O’brien’s Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Rubys Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
Willoughby’s Law: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will.
Wooly’s law: When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.
Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.
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Yarja
04:23 Jul 05 2010
cool