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Seniors22:17 Aug 05 2008
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A SENIOR CITIZEN GOES IN FOR HIS YEARLY PHYSICAL WITH HIS WIFE TAGGING ALONG. WHEN THE DOCTOR ENTERS THE EXAMINATION ROOM HE SAYS, "I WILL NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A STOOL SAMPLE, AND A SPERM SAMPLE."
THE MAN, BEING HARD OF HEARING, TURNS TO HIS WIFE AND ASKS, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
THE WIFE YELLS BACK TO HIM, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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cadrewolf
22:47 Aug 05 2008
lol
xxEmaeraldxx
22:27 Aug 24 2008
Eeww! lol, you do hear some crackers!
RxDarkFairy
01:17 Aug 27 2008
I think I might have heard this line before?.... Old patients....so honest :)