About me (Stolen from MzMadneZz)18:35 Apr 20 2006
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Do you smoke?:Not anymore. I quit 11 years ago.
Do you drink?:Well.... Yeah.
Do you cuss?: Only like a sailor.
Do you use drugs?: Nope, not anymore.
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?:Used to. (Gosh, I think there's a trend)
Do you wear jewelery?: very little
Do you have any self inflicted scars?: nope, I have enough of the normal kind.
Do you study martial arts?: Actively? No.
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: Sure.
Do you take your anger out on other people?: Not normally.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes? Hell no.
Do you like biting?:Sometimes
Do you like candles?: Not so much.
Do you like to write poetry?: Nope. Drunken Haiku maybe.
Do you like to do your own photography?:Sure, but I suck at it.
Do you like being around people?: Sometimes
Do you believe in witchcraft?: By the normal run of the mill schmoo? Nope.
Do you believe that you can be possesed?: Sure, for a million dollars. Hmm.... Make that 5 Mil.
Do you believe in love?: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?:Absolutely.
Do you want to get married?: Little late for this question.
Do you want to have kids?: Fuck no!
Do you ever get off the damn computer?: Sure.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: Too much sometimes.
Are you evil?: You have NO idea.
Are you a paranoid?: Nope
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: A bit around the edges.
Are you a violent person?: Yeah, wanna fight about it?
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?: No
Have you ever caused harm to yourself or someone else?: Duh. Of course. They had it coming.
Have you ever played a ouija board or used tarot cards?: Tarot cards yes.
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: Defusing a Nuclear Bomb? Either that or peacefully in my sleep.
What is your favorite band?: Yo-Yo Ma (Not really a band)
What kind of books do you read?: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
What is your favorite color?: Black
What is your favorite food?: Chili-Cheese Fries
What is your favorite drink?: Mt. Dew
What is your favorite animal?: Cougars
What kind of perfume do you wear? None
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?: Myself? Nope. Others? Sure, if it was necessary.
If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?: Wolverine
Ever lied to your best friend?: Yes
Are you happy with your life?: Mostly
If you could change one thing what would it be?: The winning numbers on the 265 million lottery ticket in my pocket.
Have you ever...
Smoked a joint?: Yeah, but Bongs were better)
Stayed up all night?: Many times. Drank around the clock once. I don't recommend it.
Cussed in front of your parents?: Fuckin' A
Hurt the feelings of someone you loved?: What? Am I 10? Of course I have.
Had your feelings hurt by someone you loved?: Yep
Failed a class?: Sure, starting with cursive in 5th grade. The list is long and distinguished.
Been really really scared?: Yes.
Had to face a phobia?: Yep, I got over it.
Cried in public?: Yes
Thrown up at school?: Good question. Not that I remember.
Been kicked out of the store?: Oh yeah....
Been in a car wreck?: Yepper
Dumped someone?: Flusharoonie. Yep.
Been dumped?: Yepper.
Had a one-night-stand?: Yes.
Kissed and told?: Yes.
Cussed in a Church (or some other religious structure)?: I'm sure I have.
Beaten someone up?: Yep.
Been beaten up?: Define beaten up. Cracked ribs? You bet. Laying down passed out? Nope.
Broken a bone?: A crack here, a crack there.
Been willing to sell your soul to the devil for something?: Make me an offer.
Stolen from a friend?: Sure. The last piece of pizza, etc.
Eaten an entire gallon of ice cream in one day?: Nope. B&J pint? sure.
Gotten an award?: Yeah
Told a joke no one thought was funny?: In a crowd of 2, yes. In a group, no.
Been to the opera?: Yes
Fallen asleep in class?: Oh HELL Yes!
Been in love?: Yes
Gone out with someone who was married?: Does fucking count? Oh, never mind. I forgot. Doesn't matter. The answer is yes.
Gone out with someone a lot older than you?: Yep
Been stood up on a date?: Nope. Had a real change of plans, sure.
Looked horrible in a yearbook picture?: Oh yes.
Done something life-threatening?: Sure. What kind of threshold are we talking about?
Cut school?: Shah, sure.
Bought a lottery ticket?: Got one in my pocket.
Cheated on a test?: Yep
Can you...
Swim?: Yes
Ride a bike?: Yes
Draw?: Not even a straight line
Sing?: Yes
Dance?: Spastic dance? Sure. Oh, and swing/lindy
Skateboard?: No
Speak a second language?: Yes, poorly.
Play an instument?: I probably still could
Recite the Gettysburg Address?: I think so, but only because of Kindergarten Cop.
Label all fifty states?: I screw up the NE states, so probably not.
Name all the US presidents in the order they served?: HELL NO. NO CHANCE.
Read Tarot Cards, runes, palms, and/or, tea leaves?: yes
Cook?: Some
Whistle?: Absolutely
Cross your eyes?: Yes
Touch your nose with you tongue?: Yepper
Balance a book on your head?: Probably
Sew?: Yes, slowly.
Recite the ABCs backwards without pausing?: Nope
If given the opportunity, would you...
Kill someone you hate?: Yes, if I could get away scot free.
Star in a movie?: Sure
Be on the cheerleading squad/football team?: No thanks
Become the king/queen of a country?: Only a really kick-ass country
Steal something you wanted?: Yes
Cheat on a lover?: Now? Good question. Tempt me and I'll give you an answer.
Experiment with someone the same sex as you?: Dumb question, NEXT!
Live the life of someone else?: You mean, like assume their identity? Maybe
Go back in time and change something from happening?: Yeah, but only personal stuff.
Go to the moon?: Hell yes!
Run for president?: Fuck that!
Pick one
Coke or Pepsi?: Coe
Cats or dogs?: Cats
Really successful or really popular?: Successful
Really rich or really famous?: Rich
Summer or winter?: Summer
Spring or fall?: Spring
Hot or cold?: Hot
Chocolate or vanilla?: Vanilla with chocolate sauce.
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