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Joke!!!
18:02 Nov 29 2007
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Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.



At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."



Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."



St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.



God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"



Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."



God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"



Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"



God said, "Yes."



"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:



1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...



2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...



3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.



4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...



5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"



"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."



God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.



"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

ELF Yourself!!!
19:11 Nov 24 2007
Times Read: 568


I am an ELF. ROFLMAO!!! Thanks NightBlossom. :)

Advanced Global Personality Test
21:56 Nov 16 2007
Times Read: 573








Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..



Orderliness results were high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.



Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.





trait snapshot:



clean, likes large parties, outgoing, makes friends easily, optimistic, positive, social, high self control, traditional, assertive, rarely irritated, self revealing, open, finisher, high self concept, controlling, rarely worries, tough, likes to stand out, does not like to be alone, semi neat freak, fearless, dominant, trusting, organized, resolute, strong, practical, craves attention, adventurous, hard working, respects authority, brutally honest, realist, altruistic

Today I went back to the Doctors!
00:09 Nov 14 2007
Times Read: 574

The Injuries I substained in the car wreck 3 months ago will take up to a year to heal the Doctor said. I have to do physical theraphy until then. So until I heal I can not do my normal job and I am allways in Pain. So I will be around just not if I start hurting because sitting at the desk hurts alot sometimes. So to all my friends I will keep in touch. Just please be patient if I am not as active and chat alot. TTYS Peace

Funny singing Mouse!!!
22:55 Nov 01 2007
Times Read: 577