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I just learned from someone on this site that goldfish are totally more awesome than any animal.



Oh yes.



Goldfish are the Ben and Jerry Ice Cream of fish all over the world.



Because just like Ben and Jerry Ice Cream- they are colorful, exciting, and a freaky, yet comforting, obsession to enjoy in their glory.

Look, I understand that when someone wins a race; it's customary to soak them in random liquids, but when it comes to someone popping open a perfectly good wine bottle and pouring it all over the place- I draw the line.

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birra
04:13 Jun 08 2009

NASCAR sucks.



It would be a helluvalot more interesting if they made them all drink their own bottle of wine... and THEN race.



Wasting wine... what is wrong with people?

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ThothLestat
14:33 Jun 08 2009

oh, I dunno... if it's some kinda shitty Zinfandel or that Shiraz crap, they can pour it on whatever they want. They can throw it right down the sewer to their hearts' content. I'll even help 'em.

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I have forgotten how to be grateful. To be grateful of my job, my family, my home, my accomplishments, and my personal life.



I forgot that appreciating the small things in my life is what made me happy. I got lost in materials and getting the things that I've always wanted, that the things I had before lost their meaning. Little trinkets that made me giggle and feel blessed had started gathering dust in some closet. I left behind my friends to be around people that seemed "better". They changed me, and I changed myself.



I lost the butterflies in my stomach and my innocence. I lost myself.



On my way home from work, I felt naked. I felt raw and ill. I didn't want to be another girl that blamed being a bitch and rude on her "hormones". That was my fault.

I said I was sorry out loud then. No one was in the car with me. No one would ever hear it and no one would ever know I said it, but I know that I did.

I felt fresh. I felt the butterflies again. Though my innocence will never come back, I'll have another lesson of life under my belt and more appreciation for the next day.

I feel grateful.

Good job random seller on Ebay.

Yes, please sell yourself for "advertisement". Advertisement you really won't follow through on.





There is a reason why some people are swallowed. Obviously someone missed the memo.

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birra
15:51 Jun 05 2009

Heh... people are insane.



My tech sent me a craigslist ad where a guy wanted a woman to sit naked in a tub full of macaronni for 5 minutes for $1.



*shakes head*



The world is beyond crazy. Manditory sterilization is the only solution.

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